While eating a banana, never EVER manufacture eye contact with anyone.

Carry a picture of your wife or girlfriend in your wallet.
It'll help remind you of why it's always empty.

Shameful member.

What glorious leadership Sir William has shown today.

You mean to say that you never knew this? Do you not realise when discussing these most serious of things with many ladies, that these are their main points which often stick out the most? Shame on you, you disgraceful jolly individual

SCRULBS :yabba: :yabba: :clap: :thumbu: :thumbu: I feel that a blow has been struck for the (far)rights of all (far)right-thinking people by our splendiferious Chairman's enlighteneed and charitable action. :thumbu: :thumbu: :clap: :clap: Thank you Sir! May your tribe not increase and multiply. :cl...

But if we trained the lorry drivers to kill, and pay them a bounty on each, there'd be no need for car drivers to be inconsiderate because there'd be no cyclists.

:mad: :mad: Mr P.Nilly's posts above are further proof (if it was needed) of the all-pervasive snoopiness, and general obnoxiousness of Google Chrome. :yes: :yes: :stop: It should be avoided like the plague!! :thumbd: :thumbd: :magnify: It permeates the operating system like a metastasing cancer! :g...

manufacture all our fingers and toes, and the bottom
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones

Let it stand for a while* and the paint will settle to the bottom, leaving the water to be drained off the top.

Save money on sponges, dishcloths and face flannels by recycling your ancient socks and underpants.

I apoloise, Your Chairmanfulness, I must have of of imagined it in a dream,
or whilst sniffi ...er on a leisurely stroll with our dog.

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member? It takes about a minute, that's all. And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portion...

:think: :think: I would be vaguely inclined to agree with the sentiments expressed above, except that he is given to sudden outbursts of sanity. These are very rare , so could, I suppose, be overlooked. :search: :dance: :dance: Certainly a valued member, and a more upstanding Penis would be difficul...

It's called marketing, which I've been doing much of the day.

Seen outside Doc Cheery's clinic:
Is he branching out into vet w**k now?

That's another nasty task I save you from. You're very lucky I'm here.

more elevated to 60% of mid-spring styles.

:wave: If I may say so Mr RunAway, I think you are being very considerate and kindly towards our esteamed Chairman in that you are sparing him the odious task of scrutinizing all that disgusting filth of which you speak. :yes: :terrified: If you feel it would be of any help, I may possibly be able t...

All water is recycled

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Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:18 pm

I give more elevated. Is it?

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I hope this is a good joke.

I hope it is a really good bean soup joke, but if it is not, perhaps you can furnish the forum with a really good one to maintain forum morale, Mr RunAway..