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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:53 am

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:22 pm

Cake fine.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:12 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:23 am

It's a policeman term. You do something wrong, you have of to bring cakes in for the team by direction of apology / punishment.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:11 pm

policeman term? :hscratch:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:03 pm

That's YOUR fault. :wag:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:26 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:06 pm

Did you luxury members know that the temperature at the surface of the Sun is only about 5000 degrees. Hardly enough to melt chocolate. :hurry:

This is becasue it takes 5 million years for the heat in the centre of the Sun to gett*en to the surface, and by that time it has cooled down so much that it is not even h0t enough to boil a monkey's bum (your majesty). :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:46 pm

Sir William wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:06 pm
This is becasue it takes 5 million years for the heat in the centre of the Sun to gett*en to the surface
Does it transport it with Mr Tree's tractor? :snigger:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:02 pm

It took a very long time...

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:26 pm

That's becasue it couldn't gett*en past* the dinosaurs. :yes:


* Not p*ssed. :wag:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:43 am

There are dinosaurs 🦕 within the planet? :o

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:40 am

:terrified: :terrified: :yikes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:29 pm

There us­ed to be loads of them over here. There's a place near Winton in Queensland where you can still see them (but they're all dead).

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:34 am

Well, they are better off dead rather than having to live in Australia. :stir:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:52 pm

Such vivible canostrophy belies your secret desire to come here if only to gett*en warm (hot)(very).

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:06 pm

I have of never had a canostrophy :thumbu: (and I don't want one either). :terrified:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:50 pm

Yes you do. You're longing to come here and gett*en wa­rm. What's the point of staying in the cold? I see from the forecast that you will be minus 3 tonight. Here it will be 26. Tomorrow will be 32.
You owe it to yourself. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:18 am

But I can gett*en warm without having my arse removed. :yell:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:39 pm

Arse removed? :hscratch:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:08 pm

Not today thank you. :mad:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:10 pm

I was expecting that response. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:08 am

Did you have of your spanners ready? :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:23 pm

No. I couldn't fi­nd the bigger sizes. :hide:

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