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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:30 pm

How do magnets w**k? :hscratch:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:10 pm

On most high streets they've closed down :thumbd:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:18 am

Not attractive enough. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:41 pm

Not enough Poles shopping there.
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:32 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:41 pm
 Not enough Poles shopping there.
all been sent home :?
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Re: Magnets

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:26 am

When all this immigration nonsense has been reversed, the U.K. will rise once more. At least five feet, due to the lessened weight. :clap: :clap:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:46 am

It's already rising, due to the new economic stimulation being received. :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:53 pm

Bring on more stimulation!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:30 pm

:wag:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:22 am

All the economic stimulation is packing it's bags and leaving for France, and that includes, Land Rover, Range Rover, Tesla, meccanno and the HSBC bank, Tescos and Tetley Tea Bag company.

Now you have of told Europe To F off and have of sold out to China looks like you are in a real substantial fat MESS - Now what has Uncle Pat gott*en to say about that then - eh :clap: :bounce: :excited: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:00 am

Europe needs the U.K. as much, if not more, than the uk needs Europe. 👍
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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:18 am

:drunk:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:19 pm

Nurse! He's out of bed ag­ain!
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Re: Magnets

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:09 am

The UK thinks it needs Donald Trump more than Europe :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:56 am

At least Trump doesn’t stink of garlic. :yuck:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 13, 2020 1:02 pm

If you have of a problem please do not hesitate to contact the wanton authorities. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:52 pm

I am currently bereft of problems, thank you.

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Re: Magnets

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:24 am

That's what you think. :wink: :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:54 am

:o :cripes: :hide:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:10 pm

:magnify:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:22 pm

Thou art a mewling dizzy-eyed maggot-pie, Sir.

(Shakespeare told me...)
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Re: Magnets

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:35 pm

Thou speak'st unskillfully. :wag:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:38 pm

I merely typed what I was told.
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Re: Magnets

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:58 am

Mr Rub*away - I have of noticed that all of your latest posts have been out of tune. And I bet I'm not the only one (to notice same). :mad:

Why don't you buy yourself an electronic tuning meter for your keyboard and correct all (of) those juvenile tuning errors? :duh:

You are making yourself look like a fool with all those chromatic errors, not to mention spoiling the reputation of the entire forum. :hurry:
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Re: Magnets

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:35 am

:sorry:
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