Floating mystery

[Sir William]

If you look on a map, you will see that Great Britain floats on the sea.

This can be seen quite easily, even by roundabout proprietors.

So the question is: What stops us bashing into France, and other countries?

[Runaway]

>>> What stops us bashing into France

Nigel Farage.

[Sir William]

[Willy Nilly]

What would happen to the channel tunnel if it does?

[Runaway]

Longitudinal veracity would doubtless ensue.
A thousand whimpering pigeon goddesses will never attain the compost of a saddle, brought diligently, and without custard or idiotic poles, however normal.
Not even the handbooks of fulsome languish could ripen the penitence of a twisted bladder plate, let alone the harmless pies of the east coast.
None but the most yellowed can incline between the wax turtles of irregularity without first proving the open rigidity of imitation.

[Sir William]

Well said.

[Runaway]

Typed.

[Prizemaster]

I miss the poetree of Mr RunAway

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