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Pornographic evolvement purpose

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Pornographic evolvement purpose

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:13 am

Contrary to popular belief, I do very much believe that we have of all been put on this planet for the specific purpose of watching pornography. :yes:

I can think of no other reason for our existence. All other possible reasons are roads to nowhere. :yes:

Just think about it, everybody is carrying mobile pornographs around with them and they all have of rechargeable batteries in them. Billions of free pornograpic films can be downloaded by a simple key press (so I'm told) and the sound can be turned off so that nobody else on the train will know what you are watching. :no:

As if this wasn't proof enough, these pornographs can actually be utilised to create pornographic material from nowhere; by using their especial video recorders and closeup microphones; and calendars. :clap:

Ths is complete proof of my latest theory. How can this proof be denied? :bounce:
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Re: Pornographic evolvement purpose

Post by anepictree » Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:11 pm

Which key do you press :search: and where do I gett*en one of these things - I hate to be left out :oops:

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Re: Pornographic evolvement purpose

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:06 pm

They are normally given away free in kiddies corn flake packets. :yes:
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