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Premature ejaculation problem

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:17 pm

:announce:

I am having great difficulty in achieving premature ejaculation. :oops: :mad: :tant: :tant:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:35 pm

I discover that daily practice helps to ensure that this never happens. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:40 pm

Never hppens? :hscratch:

So how does that help me? :mad:

Did you not understand the simple question? :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:44 pm

Surely you comprehended that the reverse of my hypothesis will result in the ubiquitous result that you seek?

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Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:50 pm

If you would like to experience delay then I recommend contacting
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:16 pm

Experience delay? What do you think I am experiencing? :mad:

I didn't know that the Post Office provided a prostitute service. :search:

I did know about the British Rail one. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 22, 2020 6:47 am

Ding Dong.
This is a British Rail announcement.
The train now approaching platforms 5, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways...

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:28 am

Sir William wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:16 pm
Experience delay? What do you think I am experiencing? :mad:

I didn't know that the Post Office provided a prostitute service. :search:

Yes they put pictures of the girls on the stamps :wink: :wink: (and some of the boys)

I did know about the British Rail one. :wink:


Go into any of the station cafés and ask the Waitress for a large Tea and a portion of crumpet, say nudge nudge wink wink and see what happens, sit back and watch the fun
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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 22, 2020 11:45 am

Does that also apply to the Post Office one? :vconfused:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:32 pm

Try it, just don't try it in a Post Office next to a policeman Station :wink: (or if the girl behind the counter is a man :cripes: )

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:56 am

A policeman station? :?
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:18 pm

:hscratch: :silence:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:53 am

I still can't achieve premature ejaculation. :mad:

How does Mr Runaw*ay manage it every time? :search:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:19 am

Practice manufactures perfect I suppose - :silence:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:15 pm

Has he been practising once more? :o

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:17 pm

I suppose that at about an hour it probably is classed as premature...

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:11 pm

Is that an hour before you get-go :cantlook: Poor poor V2 -

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:17 pm

:wag: No!

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:55 am

Well that's a relief. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:45 am

For her AND me! :yabba:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:43 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:29 pm

:magnify:

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