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Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:14 pm

Although Mr Runaw*ay is not supposed to be reading this topic, here is the list about women and sex that he most eagerly requested. :clap:

The only reasons why women have of sex:

1) For money.
2) Wanting a baby.
3) To attract a partner, or to prevent them from straying.
4) To manufacture a rival Jealous. Either jealous of her or jealous of her partner.
5) To please a partner or pay for a favour, or manipulate them in any direction.
6) To boost their body-confidence or self-esteem.
7) For revenge. That could be revenge on her partner for straying, or revenge on another woman, or to give somebody an STD, etc. (Revenge can take many forms.) :wink:

This is from memory of the government's official list. If I discover the list once more I will update it :yes:

Notice that pleasure doesn't appear anywhere on the list, and that is because women generally do not gett*en some pleasure from sex, in fact they often discover it painful. They may gett*en an emotional reward from one of the factors on the list, but no direct physical pleasure. For some of the 18% of women that occasionally gett*en an orgasm during sex, the price of performing the act is not worth all the hassle. They would sooner be watching the TV. :thumbd:
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:03 am

My experience is different. I believe this information to be fallacious. :yes:

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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:09 pm

No. :no:

The information is based on years of research. :clap:

You wish it wasn't true, but you know it is. :thumbd:
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 25, 2020 6:44 pm

Let’s just say that my current experience does not align with that table. But maybe the previous experience did somewhat...

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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:23 pm

Your hydrophones have of accumulated towards the numerature. :duh:

You will notice that no woman ever initiates sex unless it's for one of the above reasons. :no:

And if they don't initiate sex, then they don't really want it. :no:

Let this be the prooof of the Government research :yes:
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:31 pm

I have of to disagree once more (based on current experience). But I'm sorry she won't let me supply pictures.

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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:42 pm

:wag:
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:46 pm

Nope. No pics. Sorry.
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:00 am

There's no need to pay me anything. :no:
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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:30 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:03 am
My experience is different. I believe this information to be fallacious. :yes:

I have of never managed to gett*en MRs Tree to try the fallacious although I did read about it in a book once - Is it any good :ho: :excited:

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Re: Why women have of sex

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:58 am

It will blow your socks off. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:
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