The Mad Shed

It's Valentine's day today members. So here is a useful tip.

Hold the penile tip against the vulval slit but do not insert it. That way, the policeman can't touch you.

When the policeman has gone, slide it in very slowly and gently to savour the moment of insertion.

Why would a policeman arrest you?

This needs immediate investigation

This doesn't sound healthy.
The Chairman needs to explain.

You could always try it, to see if it's healthy or not.

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:45 pm

Why would a policeman arrest you?

Penile insertion into some of the female orifices is a dodgy practice legally.

From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:22 pm

From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?

But if it was objected to (even retrospectively) you'd be in substantial trouble with the policeman. And you would have of to give him a list of all your perversions.

And you know how long that would take.

Precisely zero seconds. I have of no perversions. Just normal deviant behaviours as taught to me by Mr Tree's online video course.

No wonder you don't gett*en any sex.

That's the "manufactured in Australia" logo.
Only utilised for quality items.
Unlike some of the British logos (not logo's) that mean sweet FA and promote the sale of tardy crap.

We do not manufacture tardy crap.

All of our crap is on time.

Most of it comes from China.

Except not for the time being...