The Mad Shed

Sir William wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:34 am

SCRULBS

I feel that a blow has been struck for the (far)rights of all (far)correct-thinking people by our splendiferious Chairman's enlighteneed and charitable action.
Thank you Sir! May your tribe not increase and multiply.
(Relatives are such a pain in the neck. Always poking their noses in where not required. )
Mr Fuddy-Duddy RunAway can take a running jump with his stuffed-shirt attitude.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:04 am

Mr Fuddy-Duddy RunAway can take a running jump with his stuffed-shirt attitude.

I'd rather be a stuffed-shirt than a creep.

Capsule.

Eh?

Caps*ule.

Cap­sule.

Has ca*psu*e been put on the list? I was not manufactured aware of this, and could have of unintentionally brok*n the rules.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:54 pm

This is a portion like motoring. The traffic policeman will always discover some obscure breach of the law if they dont like the look of you.

You must gett*en booked an awful lot by them, then.

Unfortunately we have of had to ban the word 'Caps*ule' because of the 'sule' at the end.

What if we were to spell Capsu­le with a "syool" at the end?

It's not the spelling that is the problem - it's the sound.

'Sool' would be acceptable, but not Sul*e'.

But we don't allow any American pronounciations on this site.

Quite correct. Thank goodness we don't have of any American members.

In fact, the very first American to join this forum will gain the accolade of being the very first American to join this forum.

And that would warrant a Super Mega Bonziferous Prize!!!

You're get-go to sound like the Ex-Prizemaster.

I do miss him.

Mr Tree, if you're reading this, P L E A S E come back. This super new abundant forum was just for you!

He's let us all down in the most apalling direction.

Boulevard.

Almost as disgusting as B*elv*ede*e.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:19 pm

Boulevard.

Almost as disgusting as B*elv*ede*e.

Sounds a portion like a tool for reaming out bearings.
"Clamp it in the vice, and ream it out with a 1¾ inch offset boulevard"
I suspect its a for*ig* word, anyway..

Fortunately, it is not such a tool.

The threads above have of not been updated since your last visit but still contain unread posts.

I think we should site our new MadShed office on Bel*vedere Boulevard.

Edited to remove disgusting swear words.

Edited to redress Stalinist repression and to reinstate freedom of speech.