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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:49 pm

Mrs Tree ma­kes exceedingly good cakes. :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:56 pm

:puke:

I used to like Dr Cheery's meat pies. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:02 pm

But they contained minced body parts from his...erm...mistakes.
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:26 pm

Mmmm - Yummy.
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:32 pm

This explains a lot... :cripes:

Anyone explored Sir W's underground tunnels lately?
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:15 am

:excited: :girly: :girlybrows:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:23 pm

Do you mean all the tunnels underneath Bel*vedere Abbey? :silence:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:45 pm

Yes. I hear they are full of expensive wines, barrels of fine beer, classic cars, and dead bodies...
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:08 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:45 pm
 Yes. I hear they are full of expensive wines, barrels of fine beer, classic cars, and dead bodies...
There is no alcohol nor classic cars. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:44 pm

Their. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:09 am

That's correct :yes:

There is no alcohol nor classic cars their.
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 12, 2020 11:58 am

:oh heck:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:25 am

:cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:42 pm

:cantlook:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:39 pm

:cantlook: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:45 pm

 ! Message from: Runaway
WARNING The Chairman has dead bodies in his cellars :yikes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:49 pm

Dead bodies? :?

They are what Dr Cheery left behind. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:35 pm

Dr Cheery left his behind in your cellar? :yikes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:43 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:35 pm
 Dr Cheery left his behind in your cellar? :yikes:
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Oh, I didn't realise that. I thought they were just dead bodies. :thumbd:

I am going to tell a policeman about this. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:06 pm

Even better, tell Mr Tree. The French are always looking for putrid portions of meat that they can slice very thinly and add to meals, calling it "garnish". :puke:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:33 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:36 am

Having just discovered this TOPIC I realise that I should introduce myself, so let me introduce myself :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:47 pm

There's no need to bend down.

Mr R*unaway is gone now. :duh:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:30 pm

Well how will he recruit me if he has gone :search:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 17, 2022 1:20 pm

He never recruited anybody. :duh:
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