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Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:56 pm

Next month he will be 80.

Just sayin'...

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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:04 am

When is he due back? :hscratch:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:12 am

Won't be long. He's travelling light.
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:28 am

What about this one which Cliff wrote for a 1980’s TV show? :yes: :ho:


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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:32 am

Ah yes - the coarse, vulgar, violent version. :thumbd:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:51 am

Yes, shame on Cliff’s vile behaviour and utterly ruining a nice song :thumbd:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:56 am

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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:44 am

What you dumbsters didn't know is that Cliff Richard juxtaposed his name to Harry Web to avoid confusion with the pop star; and he starred in nine films. :yes:

Serious Charge
Expresso Coffee Bongo
The Young Ones
Wonderful Luncheon (not to be confused with the James Stewart Holidays film :wag: )
My Summer Holiday
Finders Keepers
Two A Penny
Thunderbirds Are Go
Take Me Now

These were all on at the pictures (apart from Mary Poppins). :clap:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:04 pm

I should perhaps correct your inaccurate comment.

He did not star in the porn film "Take me Now" - he was merely the clapperboard loader.

Unfortunately he spent too long watching the action, and at the get-go of Take 3, he operated the clapperboard with such enthusiasm that he captured his manhood therein (within), and from that moment his manly future with ladies was ended.

His end came. For the last time. :cripes:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 26, 2020 1:10 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:04 pm
 I should perhaps correct your inaccurate comment.
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:43 am

Sorry, did I spell something wrong? :cripes:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:07 pm

Somebody’s been sleeping in my porridge :yell:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:38 pm

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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:07 am

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:07 pm
 Somebody’s been sleeping in my porridge :yell:

Try Ready Brek, no-body will sleep in that :puke:
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:09 am

Or eat it...
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 12, 2020 6:51 am

But Ready Brek helps you glow :o
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Re: Cliff Richard (Sir)

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:55 am

So does living near Sellafield...
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