The Mad Shed

Wanted: Gobling Tease Maid.

A situation has arisen at Belve*dere Manor for a Gobling Tease Maid to serve Sir William's eariy morning requirements.

Must be able to w**k on demand at some time of the day or night.

To comply with the Sex Discrimination Act, applicants can be male or female, but must have of large breasts with ample cleavage.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:18 am

To comply with the Sex Discrimination Act, applicants can be male or female, but must have of large breasts with ample cleavage.

Well this leaves me somewhat in an awkward disposition

P.S. Still aspiring on the rest

P.P.S. Do they really have of to be as large and ample as your manboobs?

Go for it, Miss Nilly. :girlyeyebrows:

Especially for Miss Nilly:
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Are you implying that Miss Nilly (Miss) is a green bin?

I neither imply. nor impute, such an accusation. Your suggestion that i do such a thing flies in the face of the albatross of the winged mammal, and purports itself to be the indigenous manifestation of all that is wrong with the Western world as we speak.

I am sure that The Beloved Prizemaster (TBP) will agree with me.

I’m colour blind so if the bin is telling us it’s green, then it’s green. Do you ever argue over the same issue with a greenhouse?

I’ve never argued with a greenhouse.

A redhouse is another matter though.

Unfortunately, I have of had to gett*en rid of my Tease Maid as she it took ages to warm up and wasn't hot enough.

Not h­ot enough? Did you plug it in?

She wouldn't let me do that.