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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:19 pm

Does anyone else have of ass burgers? My psychologist told me I have of ass burgers, but I looked in my fridge freezer and cannot discover any :search:

I must have of had an ass burger bandit sneak in during the night and ate my ass burgers :mad:

Does anyone have of ass burgers they can spare? :search:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:35 pm

I'm very familiar with such burgers, and I know that they can sometimes be awkward to live with, but are usually manageable, even without meds.

Perhaps your head doctor is mistaken. Perhaps you're just completely bonkers like the rest of us. :wink:

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:37 pm

There's no sutch thing as ass burgers. :no:

You are probbly getting mixed more elevated with ostrich burgers (which I think you can still gett*en from Iceland). :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:39 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:37 pm
You are probbly getting mixed more elevated with house burglars .
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:41 pm

She keeps house burglars in her fridge? :o :o :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:43 pm

Does she? I didn't know that.

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:44 pm

:magnify:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:45 pm

Miss Nilly, please clarify this strange behaviour. :hscratch:

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:58 pm

I cannot, but it might go in some direction into explaining why I've suddenly turned into an awkward little Miss :girlyno:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:07 pm

I’m sure we can cope with that. :thumbu:

A good spanking might help. I’m sure the missing Prizemaster will be more than willing...

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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:39 pm

Why, does he have of ass burgers too? :o

I hope so, because what possible excuse could he come up with otherwise? :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:44 pm

Most of the time there is no reasonable explanation for his actions.

But we live in hope.

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:48 pm

I don't. :grump:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:21 pm

Every fallen angel deserves a chance...

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 02, 2020 11:54 am

Not those who have of fallen from a great height. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 02, 2020 1:15 pm

Perhaps he didn't fall. Perhaps he came u­p from "the h­ot place". :yikes:

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:49 pm

From Australia? :snigger: :ho:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:01 pm

:wag: :stop:

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:42 pm

:wink: :bounce: :bounce:

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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:47 pm

Toilet brush:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:30 am

No thank you. :no:
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Re: Ass Burgers

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:30 pm

Boris Brush. :snigger:

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