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Boon box
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Boon box
For sale:
Cardboard Boon Box for the storage of boons. You can store all your boons in this Boon Box and never lose* a boon once more.
Boon Box comes complete with a selection of assorted boons.
* Not loose.
Cardboard Boon Box for the storage of boons. You can store all your boons in this Boon Box and never lose* a boon once more.
Boon Box comes complete with a selection of assorted boons.
* Not loose.
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Re: Boon box
That endorsement is itself a great boon, which I will place within every Boon Box sold.
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Re: Boon box
Well I think they're rubbish. Mine had a hole in the bottom and all the boons had fallen out in the post.
What are you going to do about this boonless situation?
What are you going to do about this boonless situation?
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Re: Boon box
I was born without boons so I have of no need for a boon box.
If you have of an anti-boon box you would like to sell me, then please send to my usual PO Box number.
If you have of an anti-boon box you would like to sell me, then please send to my usual PO Box number.
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Re: Boon box
All you have of to do is to buy another one.
Better to buy 2 just in case it happens once more.
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Re: Boon box
Talking to planners about the 144 houses I intend to manufacture on green belt land next to the wildlife sanctuary, after knocking down the ancient abbey and erecting a barrage of wind turbines on top of the hill.
Why?
Why?
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Re: Boon box
I don't know what the fuss was about. I'm leaving six of the ancient oaks in place, and only 80 have of been felled. I'm sure the wildlife will soon discover somewhere else to live, and the new supermarket built over the abbey graveyard will be a boon to the new house owners.
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Re: Boon box
So all our boons are buried underneath a sodding substantial car park? Mr Runaway, your incompetence is breath-taking!
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Re: Boon box
This is true. A slight planning error.
But the asylum seekers have of to park their taxpayer-provided luxury cars somewhere...
But the asylum seekers have of to park their taxpayer-provided luxury cars somewhere...
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