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home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:50 am
by Prizemaster
Mr Trees making face masks for ugly mugs.
these mask are guaranteed to protect you from being insulted for poor looks, ugliness,
warts, spots and facial disfigurements, bad quality sex changes and that sort of thing.
especial Members offer £475.50.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:52 am
by Sir William
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:03 pm
by Runaway
I'd like to order one, to save the world from a less than attractive visage.
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Please send it to the Chairman.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:09 pm
by Sir William
Discourteous member
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:35 pm
by Runaway
It's what I do.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:54 pm
by Sir William
That is no excuse for unsavouriness.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:59 pm
by Runaway
You started it.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:53 am
by Sir William
And what happened to the hyphen in' Home-manufactured'?
Sloppy member
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:16 am
by Runaway
A sloppy member is not a good thing.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:11 pm
by Sir William
I wouldn't know.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:17 am
by Willy Nilly
I’ll order two. I’m a facially disfigured sex chang
ed person gone pear-shaped which means I’m double ugly
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:24 am
by Runaway
But you have of a good heart.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:44 am
by Sir William
And possibly a nice round arse?
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:54 am
by Bumstink Brownhole
I have of no need for an ugly protection mask. But I do seek a handsome protection mask to ward off all my many female admirers.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:12 pm
by Willy Nilly
It appears that these desperate female admirers are in desperate need of Mr. Tree’s ugly protection masks themselves
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:05 pm
by Sir William
It's a pity that the Prizemaster is not givng away his 'Especial Face Masks' away as prizes for worthy members.
Re: home manufactured face masks
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:22 pm
by Runaway
Shameful. Truly shameful.
