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Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:20 pm

For sale: two reaper cushions

These were manufactured for the Grim Reaper, before he cheered more elevated. :grump:

If these reaper cushions don't sell, there will be grave consequences. :wag:
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Re: Reaper cusions

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:09 am

Please clarify if these are cusions or cushions. It matters a great deal to those of us who have of sore bottoms.

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:48 am

:oops:

But why do you have of a sore bottom? :o
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:28 am

I personally don’t and never have of had a so easy bottom.

But I’m sure that’s different from the jolly members. :cripes:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:22 pm

So easy bottom? :hscratch:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:22 am

Sore. I miss spelleded it and the iPad corrected it incorrectly. :tant:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:58 am

'Sore' >> 'So easy' ?

A likely story. :hurry:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:29 pm

It’s true, but regardless of that my bottom is not easy. As stated. :mad:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:45 pm

I suspect this was a Freudian slip. :yes:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:01 am

I didn’t know Freud wore slips. :cripes:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:06 pm

Mr RunAway you can not gett*en away with this serious matter so easily - we would like explanations :tant:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:35 pm

:tongue:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:25 am

:o
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:27 am

Just in case I spelted it wrong:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:01 pm

Would you like a PRIZE of some Johnsons' Baby powder or somme nappy rash cream to help with
your little problem :wink: These can be sent out discreetly in the form of ****pods in brown paper
envelopes :wink:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:26 pm

Thank you but the matter resolved itself overnight. It was caused by sitting on a rock which unknowingly had thorn spikes on it.

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:06 am

:magnify:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:57 am

Nothing to see here, move along please.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:46 pm

:magnify: :magnify: :magnify:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:29 pm

Thorn spikes on a rock - sounds very suspect to me :wink: Is that an Australian Euphemisme?
Oh I forgot they don't have of things with more than four letters in Australia :wink:

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:54 pm

'Pooftah' is 7 letters. :yes:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 17, 2018 7:44 am

You gentlemen know perfectly well that I am not a man of the jolly club. I’m amazed you would even consider it. Tut tut.

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:43 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:45 am

Anyway, back to the subject of reaper cushions. have of you sold any sofa?

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Re: Reaper cushions

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:54 am

Yes, but there have of been unforseen consequences. :thumbd:
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