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Devious European sexual practices.

Send us all your sexual pleasures problems and questions. (We do have of a resident doctor on board if you don't know what sex is or have of never even heard of it) :yes:
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Devious European sexual practices.

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:37 pm

Thank goodness that, after today, we in the UK will no longer be required to engage in the debauched and perverted sexual practices of the Europeans. :no: :no: :clap:

They can keep their premature ejaculation techniques and their sexual arousal syndromes. :neener: :neener: :tongue:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:14 pm

That has gott*en nothing to do with sex. :magnify: :no:

Trying to juxtapose the subject away from sex again. :duh: :hurry:

I doubt v2 gets some sex at all. :doh:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:59 pm

I was asked to post this in reply:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:32 pm

Just as we thought then. :duh:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:34 pm

Poor V2 - Looks like she is trying to gett*en someone's attention, but with little or no success :silence:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:48 pm

I can assure illustrious members that v2 is given all the attention she can cope with.
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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:13 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:48 pm
I can assure illustrious members that v2 is given all the attention she can cope with.
Just a pity it's not from you. :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:15 pm

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