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Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:19 pm

Can members please tell me the plural of 'Hard on' ? :vconfused:

PS: I do not need to see a diagram. :stop:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:38 pm

A jolly night?

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Re: difficult on

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:53 pm

What do you mean? :hscratch:

I must know whether it's 'Hard ons' or 'Hards on'. :vconfused:

Note that it is not hyphenated. :no:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:10 am

What is the purpose of this subject matter? :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:41 pm

It is so that I can be educated in these important gramatical facts when I deliver my talks to the pensioners' club . :yes:

I think It all depends on whether 'hard on' is a proposition or not. :hscratch:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:53 pm

At a pensioner’s club, I believe it is still more appropriate than calling one a stiffy :yes:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:50 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:53 pm
At a pensioner’s club, I believe it is still more appropriate than calling one a stiffy :yes:
But what do you call two? :hscratch:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:37 pm

Two stiffys are not uncommon...sequentially of course, not in parallel. :wag:

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Re: difficult on

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:12 pm

But is that parallel hard-ons or parallel hards on? :search:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:14 pm

I will not be drawn on this sensitive matter. You will have of to consult the authority on this - Miss Nilly.

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Re: difficult on

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:59 am

Tell ‘im I’m not in :yell:
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Re: difficult on

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:18 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:14 pm
I will not be drawn on this sensitive matter. You will have of to consult the authority on this - Miss Nilly.
Your lack of sexual knowledge and reluctance to speak about sexual matters has already been noted many times. :doh:
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