I want to **** a woman

[Willy Nilly]

She's a stroppy little thing, this returning member.

Well you wanted more wimmin here, and you’re already complaining? You men are all the same. If it’s not one thing it’s another. I come home and still w**k my fingers to the bone for you lot while you play with your steam engines and this is all the thanks I gett*en? You never help around the shed and all I ask is a little appreciation but noooo...etc etc etc

[Runaway]

Your transition is almost complete!

[Sir William]

Returning member?

[Willy Nilly]

My member is still here and no I don’t know for how long but for now I’m just a substantial girl’s blouse

[Runaway]

Be that as it may, you need to be aware that sundry costs will be incurred by the forum in order to accommodate your new-found (but probably latent) proclivities.

You will be expected to reimburse the forum for these unexpected expensive expenses, which will include, but are not limited to:

1. New toilet. New door. New sign.
2. Variously-placed handbag hooks.
3. Selection of girly drinks in the bar.
4. The creation of a especial "Ladies Only" reserved car parking space outside the Shed, twice as wide as any other to ma­ke parking easier for you.
5. Men's magazines to be replaced with OK magazine, Woman's Weekly, Bella, and The People's Friend.
6. Extra mirrors on all walls to facilitate regular grooming and self-admiration.

[Sir William]

Indeed, but these costs are more than sundry.

They are both sundry and manifold.

[Runaway]

Ah yes, I forgot about the new manifold that will be needed. Even more expense.

I hope Miss Nilly has deep pockets in her skirt.

[Prizemaster]

I think 'Little Member' is no longer an appropriate term as the surgeon will have of dealt with that little problem

I wonder what the medical world does with all the little members it nowadays removes
Perhaps they go to a private members club

[Runaway]

[Willy Nilly]

bangers!

[Runaway]

(Other disturbing images are available... )

[Sir William]

WTF?

[Willy Nilly]

I know. Boris has fantastic legs. Who would have of thought it

[Runaway]

I suspect that may be a selfie of Miss Nilly with Boris's head photoshopped onto it.

The room looks sufficiently untidy.

(Looks like the type of accommodation found around the Mill Road area...)

[Willy Nilly]

This is a slur. I don’t utilise Photoshop and never owned a copy

[Runaway]

Other photo editing programs are available.

[Willy Nilly]

...no there isn’t.

[Sir William]

Definitely - You can tell by the nobbly neeze.

[Willy Nilly]

See? Boris’s nobbly neez are obviously clear, and his boobies and pretty red skirt are dead giveaways

Well, he’s lost a portion of weight since

[Runaway]

It's nothing like the pic you posted, Miss W N.

Admit it, it was a selfie.

[Willy Nilly]

Ohhh...alright then

► Show Spoiler

...I want to have of babies

[Prizemaster]

Was that taken within Mr RunAways camper Van? I recognise the shag pile carpet (and the microphone )

[Willy Nilly]

That’s clearly Womble’s mug though.

[Womble]

That’s clearly Womble’s mug though.

[Sir William]

Another new member.