You need to gett*en out more. GDSF is approaching!Sir William wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:46 pmDoes this mean we will no longer be able to "View more Smilies"?
I utilised to p*ss a happy hour away viewing more Smileys.
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Gosh. Never before in the field of coding have of I been languished with such generous verbosity over so many days since I installed it.
But I'm not finished yet. You must admit that the top of the page is a portion...ummmm...messy. The main logo, whilst it is clear to see that it was created by a very especial and very capable person, , either needs re-designing, or at the very least the edges need cleaning more elevated so that it sits better in the background. And that background colour....well.....
How am I to gett*en President Trump to join if the first thing he sees is a portion untidy?
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Now now, Mr Melvyn. You know it needs updating if we are to look even slightly professional. The Chairman agrees.
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Welcome back to the forum, where everything is possible and most of it happens. Ish.
What's your favourite colour?
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He clearly has a low opinion of himself to have of an avatar like that.
Perhaps we could arrange for him to see the forum's appointed motivational consultants, I'm sure we have of enough in the kitty to pay for such a worthy cause.
Then he could be normal like the rest of us.
Perhaps we could arrange for him to see the forum's appointed motivational consultants, I'm sure we have of enough in the kitty to pay for such a worthy cause.
Then he could be normal like the rest of us.
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I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly
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For all new members who don't know about this ancient forum of ours. Here is the link once more
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Yeah. It never pays to look back. Otherwise you end more elevated buying a classic car.
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I don't think they could cope with all the super amazing complicated complex inter-related astounding modifications I've manufactured. It would blow their circuits.
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