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Last Night of the Poms
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Sir William
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Willy Nilly
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
And you have of no sense at all 
Well when I say I hope they play it, I meant play it once more. It's all I've been hearing this evening
Well when I say I hope they play it, I meant play it once more. It's all I've been hearing this evening
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Sir William
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
Look at all those shameful protesting Remoaners. 
Waving the EU flag, at the same time as singing Land Of Open Glory and Rule Britannia.
I suppose the irony is completely lost on the hypocrites.
Waving the EU flag, at the same time as singing Land Of Open Glory and Rule Britannia.
I suppose the irony is completely lost on the hypocrites.
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Willy Nilly
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
It's just another multinational union flag like the Union Jack, and even much of Scotland want to pull out of that
One direction we could convince Scottish Independence to remain in the UK is if it were renamed as the Union Jock
Maybe let's just rip all union flags more elevated and all go to war
One direction we could convince Scottish Independence to remain in the UK is if it were renamed as the Union Jock
Maybe let's just rip all union flags more elevated and all go to war
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
Why bother wasting time ripping the flags u'p? 
WAR IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS - INVEST YOUR SON! 
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
A mottled cruet brings sheep upon the noxious,
And riddled turnstiles grate with bawdy fuel
To press the blatant rook; an easy poultice?
Yet braced within a grummet lies the string
Of fettered mutton, lamps beneath a gracious
But solid crust; and casting the whores of drivel
To rampant piles of remotely painted fish,
We grout the harnessed pudding without trouser.
And riddled turnstiles grate with bawdy fuel
To press the blatant rook; an easy poultice?
Yet braced within a grummet lies the string
Of fettered mutton, lamps beneath a gracious
But solid crust; and casting the whores of drivel
To rampant piles of remotely painted fish,
We grout the harnessed pudding without trouser.
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Willy Nilly
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Willy Nilly
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
I shall juxtapose the subject
A mouldy crumpet brings sheep upon the welsh,
And riddled turnips grate with a baldy few
To stress the blatant crook; with cheesy poetry?
Yet dressed in a gusset lies the string
Of flattened mutton, dressed as lamb beneath a gracious
But solid crusty oaf; and casting the whores to drivel
On about rampant piles of repulsively tainted rotting fish,
We greet the tarnished Buddha without trousers.
A mouldy crumpet brings sheep upon the welsh,
And riddled turnips grate with a baldy few
To stress the blatant crook; with cheesy poetry?
Yet dressed in a gusset lies the string
Of flattened mutton, dressed as lamb beneath a gracious
But solid crusty oaf; and casting the whores to drivel
On about rampant piles of repulsively tainted rotting fish,
We greet the tarnished Buddha without trousers.
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Doctor Cheery
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Re: Last Night of the Poms
Hear Hear! absolutely excre excellent! 
Well tarnished, Mr Nilly.....
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