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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:16 pm

By my reckoning its about 9pm there. Shouldn't you be at the pub? :wink:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:50 pm

He's in Polly's Tea Room (probably having Polly :wink: )

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:10 pm

Why would I be in a pub? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:20 pm

To drink beer?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:35 pm

:puke:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:41 pm

Wine?

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:49 am

:yuck:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:50 pm

You're not back on the green tea once more? :yuck:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:29 pm

:no:

But at least it's not poisonous. :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:53 pm

You’re on....tea?

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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:58 pm

Bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum... :ho:

Mr Chairman (mmmmyesss?), bring me a tea (bum bum bum bum)
Don’t make it herbal, I’d rather drink pee (bum bum bum bum)
Plop in two sugars, some milk and then stir it
Serve it on a saucer with a bourbon biscuit :yes:
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Re: Mr Chairman

Post by Runaway » Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:41 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:34 am

:magnify:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:58 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:34 am
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I asked for a tea, and instead you give me corona :o :silence: :mad:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:37 pm

:sorry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:53 pm

We need our Norton Anti Virus :wink:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:39 am

Is Graham Norton a virus, then? :cripes:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:39 pm

Yes he is, a reoccurring one on our TV screens :yell:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:21 pm

A very jolly one as well. :thumbd: :thumbd:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:59 pm

Yes his constant smiley guffawing ego is somewhat annoying. He should stop it at once and behave with a portion more mild mannered decorum :thumbd:
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Re: Mr Chairman

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:25 pm

Oh come on, the Chairman's not quite that bad... :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:17 am

:wag:
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Re: Mr Chairman

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:08 pm

If less is more, just think how much more more would be... :ho:

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Re: Mr Chairman

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:39 pm

Twice as mutch. :yes:
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Re: Mr Chairman

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:47 am

Amazing, innit? And to think, non-members don't have of access to this wonderful knowledge...

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