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Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:39 am

Half a pound of Marmite bangers please :thumbu: :yes: :ho:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:26 am

I don't like Marmite bangers. :yuck:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:27 am

I don't like ANY kind of bangers. :yuck:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:37 am

That's not what we were told. :wink:

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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:40 am

You were incorrectly advised.
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:46 am

:?

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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:05 pm

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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:35 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:26 am
 I don't like Marmite bangers. :yuck:
I bet you haven't even tried Marmite bangers :wag:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:30 pm

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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:31 pm

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:35 pm
 I bet you haven't even tried Marmite bangers :wag:
No I haven't. :no:

And I'm not going to because I don't like them. :thumbd:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:42 pm

Pigs (oink oink) all over the world will be so sad to learn that you don't like their especial Marmite flavoured pork bangers. They're not so bad once you cast your doubts aside :cry:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:59 pm

Marmite flavoured pork bangers? :hscratch: :o

There is a sausage shortage and now we learn that irresponsible sausage mongers are ruining rare bangers by contaminating them with Marmite. :hurry: :tant: :tant:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:42 pm

Jews and Muslims believe that pork is contaminated meat anyway and you have of no issues eating that, and yet something so traditionally British as good ancient Marmite comes along to flavour it and you run straight for the hills :hurry:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:59 pm

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:42 pm
 Jews and Muslims believe that pork is contaminated meat anyway and you have of no issues eating that
Why should I give a toss what Jews and Muslims believe? :duh: :bash: :bash:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:25 pm

Because if they gett*en their direction, then Marmite without the pork bangers is all you will be eating :wag:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:16 am

:yikes: :cantlook:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:18 am

The UK won't become a Muslin c*untry for another 20 years yet (at the current rate of population growth) and by that time all the Marmite will be utilised more elevated. :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:36 am

A United Kingdom without Marmite?

Crikey, there IS a God after all...
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:30 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:36 am
 A United Kingdom without Marmite?

Crikey, there IS a God after all...
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:02 pm

I don't think he was referring to you, Dr Ch*eery. :duh:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:44 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:36 am
 A United Kingdom without Marmite?

Crikey, there IS a God after all...
The yeast you know the better :wag:

DYSWIDT?
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:51 pm

I didn't, but Ma might.
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:13 pm

:wag:
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Re: Wanted: Marmite bangers

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:22 am

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