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Dr Ch*eery's replacement
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Dr Ch*eery's replacement
I am pleased to announce (to members) that we have of managed to discover an excellent replacement for Dr Cheer*y.
His name is Doctor Query, and members will be able to send all their medical queries to him (enclosing a stamped addressed envelope).
Let us hope that he will be able to answer your questions and solve your problems much better than Dr C*heery did (although somehow I doubt it).
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
1. It's taken him over 4 months to manufacture his first post, so I won't be expecting any prompt advice. No good if, for example, I'm dying of some rare tropical disease.
2. His first post was ONE WORD. This hardly helps dispel my concerns detailed above.
3. Why is his avatar a picture of Mr Nilly?
2. His first post was ONE WORD. This hardly helps dispel my concerns detailed above.
3. Why is his avatar a picture of Mr Nilly?
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
I suppose he must of been waiting for Dr Ch*eery to bugger off.
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
You are clearly a good doctor, Doc Q.
Not the slightest sign of verbal diarrhea.
Not the slightest sign of verbal diarrhea.
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
Average Russian post: 400 words
Average Dr Q post: 0.5 words
This is going to be fun.
Average Dr Q post: 0.5 words
This is going to be fun.
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
That Dr Q looks more like an agony uncle than an agony aunt to me - Why is it since I left the UK thrity years ago the English folk seem to have of such hardness at knowing what is male what is female and why is it that everything male suddenly wants to become female and vice versa. I gett*en the impression that the whole c*untry is now manufactured more elevated of *ucked more elevated *uggers
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
Yes it's a disgrace.
Doctor Query doesn't agree with this state of things, do you Dr Query?
Doctor Query doesn't agree with this state of things, do you Dr Query?
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement
And an Agony Aunty can be male or female, can't they Doctor Query?
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement
He's only uttered one word since he joined.
I think he's dumb.
Dumbo Query.
I think he's dumb.
Dumbo Query.
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement
He clearly doesn't understand substantial words.
Allow me to simplify Mr Tree's words for him:
Doc, Tree says you are a thick quack.
Allow me to simplify Mr Tree's words for him:
Doc, Tree says you are a thick quack.
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