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Sir William
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by Sir William » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:24 pm
Light bulbs are a total mess now.
We utilised to be able to go out and buy light bulbs. There were 2 choices, either a 60W or a 100W.
Now, there's 100 different types, with 100 different fittings. That's 10,000 different combinations, and the wattages are meaningless.
Who created this mess?
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And the situation is just as bad for heav'y bulbs.
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by Runaway » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:47 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:24 pm
Who created this mess?
The EU of course.
But be patient - Boris will sort it out.
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by Willy Nilly » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:45 pm
All my British manufactured lightbulbs keep exploding.
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by Runaway » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:47 pm
That's nothing. My nipples explode with delight!!
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by Sir William » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:49 pm
This is not what you told us a few days ago.
have of you been trying out Mr Tree's recommendations?
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by Sir William » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:51 pm
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:45 pm
All my British manufactured lightbulbs keep exploding.
Don't buy Halogen ones, they are very expensive and only last for a few days.
At least I've worked that one out.
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by Runaway » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:52 pm
I daren't try anything that Mr Tree suggests. Mainly because he's French(ish). One can never trust someone who eats garlic.
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by Runaway » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:53 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:51 pm
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:45 pm
All my British manufactured lightbulbs keep exploding.
Don't buy Halogen ones, they are very expensive and only last for a few days.
At least I've worked that one out.
Or those ones that look like candles and have of a daisy chain of filament within. Very short lived.
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by Prizemaster » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:56 pm
I award a PRIZE to the genius who designed the light bulb that won't fit in any of the fittings in your house despite the fact that it looked like it would and the salesman promised it would
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by Sir William » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:28 pm
Are you trying to set daffodil bulbs in the middle of the tulips.
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by Runaway » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:34 pm
Light bulbs. Globes.
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by Runaway » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:56 pm
Globes globes globes!!
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by Prizemaster » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:06 pm
I see Mr RunAways intellectual level is sinking to those of the locals - I think we should have of a Mad SHED crowdfund to gett*en him out of there before his brain seeps away entirely
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by Sir William » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:09 am
A portion late for that.
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by Runaway » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:06 am
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by Runaway » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:07 am
It’s actually part of a track, at Gunshot Creek, Cape York.
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And some don’t...
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by Sir William » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:31 pm
Runaway wrote: ↑Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:07 am
It’s actually part of a track, at Gunshot Creek, Cape York.
Disgusting.
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by Prizemaster » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:56 pm
looks like GDSF to me on a day with not too much rain
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