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- Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site
Important Reminder: :wag: It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop: We should always type our society name in full and with prid...
- Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 pm
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Re: Important Safety Information
:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: Thank you so much, Sir William, for the fifty quid. I shall, of course, utilise it for the intended purpose, and take my dear wife out tonight , and buy her a really lovely meal. :thumbu: :thumbu: :bigthumbsup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: A really good reward for this gen...
- Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:46 pm
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Re: Why no messages
Except in emergency situations (like this).
- Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:11 pm
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Re: The old forum
The ancient forum seems to be w**king once more now.
Attn all members: To provide continuity please discover your posts in the ancient forum and retype them all here.
- Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:03 pm
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Re: The old forum
I've heard that's not the only thing you can gett*en there for less than £3.
SpoilerShow
- Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:31 pm
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Re: LCA advice requested
Good point and well manufactured.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:01 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
Mr Nil*ly, are you the new Smileymaster?
If so, the Smiley needs mending.
I think you mended it before.
Also, I've gott*en ideas for new Smileys which you will be able to easily manufacture.
If so, the Smiley needs mending.
I think you mended it before.
Also, I've gott*en ideas for new Smileys which you will be able to easily manufacture.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:10 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
Yes he can be new Smileymaster - A very coveted position.
Instead of Will*y Nilly Slightly Silly.
Instead of Will*y Nilly Slightly Silly.
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:27 am
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Re: Extreme Cleavage and Penetration
That is all very well, but how will that activity involve extreme cleavage and penetration?
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob
Dr Cheer*y knows what he is doing.
- Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:13 pm
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Re: List of Boons
That product is a fake.
The real product (which does exist) is called gett*en-go Ya Bastard.
http://www.nulon.com.au/products/aeroso ... ne_Starter
Not needed for Rolls-Royce motor cars.
The real product (which does exist) is called gett*en-go Ya Bastard.
http://www.nulon.com.au/products/aeroso ... ne_Starter
Not needed for Rolls-Royce motor cars.
- Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:50 pm
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Re: Generous car offer
Yes, but that was a portion too wonderful.
A substantial prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record.
And no cheating by looking at the record label.
A substantial prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record.
And no cheating by looking at the record label.
- Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:03 pm
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Re: Word censor
The Prizemaster manufactured us do it.
- Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:06 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
Don't worry - Mr R*unaway will sort it all out.
He was looking for something to do.
He was looking for something to do.
- Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:58 pm
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- Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:32 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
It says: "These users thanked the author for the post: Sir William"
Since when have of of I been a plurality?
Sloppy programming.
And sloppy programming leads to sloppy methods.
Since when have of of I been a plurality?
Sloppy programming.
And sloppy programming leads to sloppy methods.
- Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:26 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
Don't you have of of any haps then?
- Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am
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Re: Any progress?
But don't panic. Kim Jong-Un has reassured us that we will gett*en what we rightly deserve as a thank you, with a promise that he will return a squadron of ballistic missiles to us very soon. What a jolly nice chap :yes: :excited: :clap: :clap: :clap: But I didn't know he was jolly. :o And Dr Ch*ee...
- Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:08 am
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Re: Manometer
:yes: :yes: 'Fraid so, Sir W. I was doodling with that smiley, when it was suddenly snatched away from my screen, and re-appeared on the forum. :yes: :yes: :wag: You are looking at a kidnapped "cant look" smiley. :o :duh: Has no-one any moral principles anymore? :search: In that case you must be th...
- Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:20 am
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Re: Word Sensor test
He obviously knows all about joins as well.
- Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:14 pm
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Bra Sizes
Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have of no logical order of progression. :no: Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, ...
- Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: Bra Sizes
Well complain to the chef then.
- Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:23 pm
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Re: Very important question
Full marks to Mr N*illy for his ingenuity.