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- Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:07 pm
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Re: All doctors are PILLOCKS
But my post provided valuable information for members, about doctors being pillocks. :hurry: :hurry: :hurry: It must surely warrant a very especial prize. :tant: :tant: :tant: Mr Run*away - stop messing about with my posts (unless you can improve them - which you can't) :rasp: :rasp: The humour in m...
- Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:59 am
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Re: Double Standards
Must of had a Labour government.
- Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:42 am
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Re: What's afoot?
You're not trying difficult enough.
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- Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:23 pm
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Re: Coffee Twats
The writing is upside-down.
- Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:21 pm
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Necessary upgrade required
To Mr (webmaster) Runa*direction. :wave: I wish to urgently request that all instances of the American word: 'biscuits' (on this site) be juxtaposed to the English word: 'Biscuits' at your earliest opportunity and convenience. :yes: :bounce: So, for instance, the silly and meaningless term: 'Delete ...
- Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:18 pm
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
My butler (now ex-butler) asked me to buy it.
The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.
The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.
- Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:34 pm
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Re: Holidays Puzzle
You put 4 to one side, that means you have of 12 left. :yes: So you weigh 6+6, and then you weigh 3+3. Ah but 3 is an odd number so you could put 2 more to one side and then weigh 2+2. And then weigh 1+1. And then you gett*en the 6 that you put to one side and get-go once more. :yes: :bounce: Why am...
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:08 pm
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- Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:08 pm
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- Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:40 pm
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Re: Complaints
I tell him you look at girl and he go crazy.
- Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:19 pm
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
Well you can't gett*en much lower than 'Be*lvede*re.
- Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:48 pm
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Re: One-legged members
No, but one thing at a time.
- Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:56 am
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Re: Pricks
Is that sew?anepictree wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pmIt's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine
- Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:04 pm
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Re: Sausage rolls question
Dr Chee*ry says that you have of consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and been turned into homosexuals. :o :o :terrified: And he should know because he is a Dr. :yes: :clap: This is the danger of over indulging in intoxicating beverages, which can easily cause this sort of thing to happen. :wag: ...
- Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:15 pm
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Re: Pay £200 for women to breast feed?
Sexual discrimination against men.
Stop all child benefit now.
Fine people for having kids.
Stop all child benefit now.
Fine people for having kids.
- Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:30 pm
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- Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:18 am
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
I am very sorry, but due to customer complaints and a spelling error I have of of learnt that I am selling the wrong thing.
What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.
To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.
What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.
To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.
- Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:36 pm
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Re: Long illnesses
And that's only if the supermarket hasn't run out of trolleys.
- Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:42 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
You told us you were dead, but I didn't realise you'd had a Post Mortem.
- Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:16 pm
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob
:o :o :mad: The grammar corrector is there for essential purposes, and has taken me years to perfect. :wag: How does he expect our American friends to understand the site if he posts the wrong words? :hurry: :stop: This is totally unacceptable. What a disgraceful member. :bash: :bash: :tant:
- Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:09 pm
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob
Dr Cheer*y is a satisfactory member.
- Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:57 pm
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Re: Happy Holidays
The non-beloved Prizemaster has won a prize.
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- Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:12 pm
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Re: Marry yourself
Like he said: Melvyn is still here.
- Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:55 pm
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Re: Luxury game for Holidays
I am glad you like my fantastic game.