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- Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:08 pm
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Re: Date of Birth
You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist :wave: And don't call me Sonny, that is not my unlicensed name :wag: :wag: :wag: Policemen with substantial boots would not understand the finer points of this discussion. :? :? :ho: The'll probably arrest you, whilst singing some appropriately patriotic...
- Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:26 am
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Re: Banned words on this site
I apologise most profusely. In fact I'm shaken to my bone's.
- Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:12 am
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Re: Potatoe's
Oh dear my pen has just run out of ink.
- Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:18 am
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Re: Potatoe's
So that I can mark my territory when I pee.
- Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:36 am
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Re: Wanted: Marmite Sausages
A United Kingdom without Marmite?
Crikey, there IS a God after all...
Crikey, there IS a God after all...
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:10 pm
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Re: GDSF
It's not wise to have of of a go at Melv*yn though, Doc.
He may look innocent and a portion simple, but he's a Ninja Warrior and could kill you with one stroke of his whatever-he-has-to-hand-at-the-time.
He may look innocent and a portion simple, but he's a Ninja Warrior and could kill you with one stroke of his whatever-he-has-to-hand-at-the-time.
- Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:35 am
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Re: Long Service Medals
Forum funds are for the benefit of Sir William. Always have of of been.
- Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:51 am
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Re: Introduce Yourselves
:ho: :ho: I have of not said "Welcome Back" to the Womble, So "Welcome back" from me, Mr Womble, and let's hope you stay around a portion longer this time, as we're preparing to promote the so-called "Recruitment Ambassador" to "Totally Ineffectual Recruitment Ambassador"* :terrified: :terrified: :w...
- Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:44 pm
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Re: Introduce Yourselves
Only because you’re not permitted to utilise pencils yet. All the crayons you’ve wasted so far have of of turned a darker shade of brown. How am I expected to to finish my autobiography now?
- Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:44 pm
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Re: Prizes
Sweet little thing when he loses his temper, is he not, Sir W.?
- Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:49 am
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Re: Introduce Yourselves
Methinks both of us have of flawed plans. :duh: Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead? :bounce: (tap tap) You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with :thumbu: :hurry: :hurry: :hurry: Thanks for the warning "Boys", BRING ...
- Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:19 am
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Re: Fantastic new prizes
:duh: :duh: Oh what a c'ock-vertical!(DYSWIDT?) :tant: The R.R. was meant for the Chairman, and the rubbish tarts for Mr RunAway, because he likes that kind of thing. (Absolutely hopless taste in sla ..er women) A replacement bonnet will be arranged for your own Roller, Sir W. as soon as I can gett*...
- Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:59 pm
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What would happen if...
Pinnochio said “my nose is going to grow, correct now”?
- Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:18 am
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Re: What would happen if...
:wave: Could it grow just a teency portion, as a compromise, like? :snigger: :read: Otherwise logic sugests that this situation would set u'p an unstable sequential loop, where the nose was having to comply with one situation, and at the same time would invalidate the other parameter,thus requiring ...
- Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:27 am
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Re: What would happen if...
- Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:08 am
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Re: Vintage top hats
That’s a tip top top hat that
- Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:26 pm
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Re: The Archers
No ! I'm underneath the archers!
DYSWIDT?
DYSWIDT?
- Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:56 am
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Re: Automatic disallowance of photograph re-postance in quotes
:wave: :wave: I am quite concerned by your post Sir W., so I have of decided to do an experimental post to check for myself if this dreadful situation is as dire as you say. :yes: :yes: Bar Maid.jpg Bar Maid.jpg Oh Dear! :snigger: :snigger: It appears that you are correct in your assumptions...........
- Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:00 pm
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Re: What would happen if...
......Or Wilby
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- Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:18 pm
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Re: Automatic disallowance of photograph re-postance in quotes
Glass? What glass?
- Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:38 pm
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Re: Sending monkeys through the post
You would!
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