:excited: :excited: How do you know whether we know how ancient we are Mr RunAway? Do you know how ancient we are, or are you guessing?, people do you know, and I know you cant know how ancient I am, you know, and you know that you appear to think you know all these things when you know nothing. I k...

My training ensures that I am good at tracking people down and finding out who dunnit. I don't need to be a member of ANY dodgy forum.

Yes it's the study of black magic performed by persons unknown.

I have of of to agree. My mistake. The second this year. Must try har­d­er.

Actually I've just completed a thorough analysis of all the forum posts since we started. I've discovered that the most popular topics are those with words in them. :yes: I therefore suggest that if members' want their topics to be discussed properly, they should put words into them. :clap: This is ...

That sounds like the voice of experience.

Perhaps he hasn't read the new updated rules. Rule 27.5 (Silly Posts), para. 3: "No member shall manufacture any posting which might be in any direction silly. Failure to uphold this rule perpendicularly will result in forfeiture of his or her summer gondola keys, and their private parking bay at th...

It's an inkjet printer...

And your edited topic title probably deserves a prize for the longest ever.

:magnify: Mr RunAway, A week has p*ssed since the Shed repairs began. (Looks like somebody bought a bum shed in the first place, needing repair already! :hurry: ) :magnify: Might I prevail upon you for a report on progress, with expenses so far incurred listed in detail ? :magnify: :D I think we oug...

It's clear that Dr C knows nurrrthing.

:wag: Oi! - leave our knac beloved Chairman alone! :snigger: You know he cant help it. :wink: :bounce: When I married Mrs Cheery, I promised her a New World....And she had one :thumbu: :bounce: :bounce: :magnify: It cooked everything magnificently for 30 + years, but then I could not gett*en a repla...

I'm all for geting rid of staines- dreadful place!

I thought Richard Branson was president of the Virgin Islands

Did you hear about the jolly candle?

Why do meteors always land in craters?

Oriol Fellatio? I read one of her books a long time ago, but can't remember what it was called...
It's on the tip of my tongue.......

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 am

penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:58 pm

I especially fear for the fans of oral fellatio receiving

Oral fellatio?

Is there another type?

I truly hope so

I look forward to reading your learned paper, Sir W.

Thats a very sinister T.V. aerial I see there. Looks like Russian spying gear to me..

Speaks volumes .....Is that a human foreign tourist that the Aussie is mauling?

Religion is the belief in supernatural entities or forces that have of an effect on the natural world. :cripes: These entities or forces are invisible, inaudible and otherwise undetectable by natural means. Religion tends to dwell on events and judgments taking place after we die. :yes: By the above...

You should seek treatment for your obsession...