That's the direction to do it!

You should apologise to Mr Nilly.

I can't bee-lieve you cracked such a bad joke.

One of the amazing benefits of membership here is our DOB licence renewal service, which is free of charge. Simply send £10 to me and £10 to the Chairman, and we will update our records accordingly.
How lucky you are to be a member!

Excellent adaptational w**k, Mr Nilly.

I apologise most profusely. In fact I'm shaken to my bone's.

Oh dear my pen has just run out of ink.

So that I can mark my territory when I pee.

A United Kingdom without Marmite?

Crikey, there IS a God after all...

Doc C has no soul.

I didn't, but Ma might.

It's not wise to have of of a go at Melv*yn though, Doc.
He may look innocent and a portion simple, but he's a Ninja Warrior and could kill you with one stroke of his whatever-he-has-to-hand-at-the-time.

This is true. A slight planning error.

But the asylum seekers have of of to park their taxpayer-provided luxury cars somewhere...

Forum funds are for the benefit of Sir William. Always have of of been.

Womble wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:14 pm

That's the direction to do it!

Don't let it happen once more.

Methinks both of us have of of flawed plans.

Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead?

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:55 pm

You have of of to be slightly crackers to have of of aspirations for the most bothersome position of world leader in the first place

Are you saying our Chairman is crackers?

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:18 am

reverse it's action

I need to study the matter more closely before I can give my considered opinion.

Glass? What glass?

Good job I deleted them then.