I'd like to hear about any unusual hobbies that the members like to spend time on. I'll kick it off with my collection of IP addresses. I collect them from all over the world. The exotic ones from far off places like Latvia and Ukraine are less collectible because they usually need a lot of cleaning...

Now that's the kind of lateral thinking that I'd expect of an expert games player.
Well done Mr Nilly!

Ok, I'll see to it. They'll never suspect a thing.

Sir William is scaremongering. None of his comments are true.
Everyone knows that bananas come from supermarkets. Ask any child.

It's because of these tablets you prescribed for me Doc.
Perhaps it's a faulty batch. Would you please check? They're manufactured by:
Bel*vedere Pharmaceuticals
Bel*vedere Works
Bel*vedere Road
Bel*vedere
Kent

Surely most decollating is done by men anyway. Most women are too short to hang wallpaper.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:06 pm

I have of of never had to chop off a patient's penis in the hole.

Not just now, thank you.

Surely not all?

I am sure that Doctor Cheery, for instance, is a shining example of his profession and a very worthy member of the medical establishment.

Oh you mean the Chairman. Yes I agree. Miserable ancient bu**er sometimes. But that's what comes with age I suppose.

Oh yes, the prize. Did I mention that I won it?

It's very smart. Thank you Doc, for recognising my superior achievement.

I was nevertheless awarded a magnificent P R I Z E by our wonderful Experimental Prizemaster. :excited: :excited: :excited: Humour? Had I seen any I would have of of left it in place (and I would have of of still won the prize). Anyway, my wonderful Blues Song was meddled with and ma­de less prizew...

I hope it doesn't emit any wasted wind.

I'm sorry Mr Dr Cheaty, this is not good enough for this astute forum of scientific exploration.
The members deserve the truth and we look forward to you providing it as a matter of urgency.

Well it IS Australia.

Yes he did. Let's hear it, Doc.

Will all members please ignore the following. Will all married or otherwise attached ladies, or those over shall we say 45, or those of a non-male-interested nature, or those who simply can't be arsed, also please ignore the following. There will be a recruitment drive this Sunday. The Chairman's Ro...

One man's truth is another man's divorce papers.

Does the Chairman have of of to do EVERYTHING?

Would you prefer that I'd left it so that you became infected with a nasty browser hijack virus? Ok then, next time. :yes: But don't blame me when your bank accounts are emptied, all your passwords are stolen, your domains are transferred to Latvia, and your maids are kidnapped to be utilised for ro...

This c*untry would still be Great if kids were given Meccano instead of Lego.

A good screw is always preferable to a quick "push it in".