:magnify: Praise be to you, O Lord, for the bounteous 'gift' ( see German) of our beloved Chairman. :clap: :clap: :terrified: For He is the infinite fount of knowlege hitherto unknown, :cripes: and facts hitherto unfacted. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :duh: :duh: :duh: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :ton...

I tell him you look at girl and he go crazy.

To me it's Chr­istmas, always has been and always will be (Chri­stmas). This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British. Christm­as Christm­as Chri­stmas. :excited: :excited: :e...

I saw three chips come sailing in

Sexual discrimination against men.

Stop all child benefit now.

Fine people for having kids.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:14 pm

You know very well that the server-client relationship is a star one, not serial.

Not with my servants it isn't.

I am very sorry, but due to customer complaints and a spelling error I have of of learnt that I am selling the wrong thing.

What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.

To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.

:hscratch: People have of other disabilities, such as blindness, and an inability to tell when they are in danger. For example: :ho: :ho: An ancient, blind cowboy wanders into a bar. He finds his direction to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter...

Dr Cheer*y is a satisfactory member.

The non-beloved Prizemaster has won a prize.

Like he said: Melvyn is still here.

I am glad you like my fantastic game.

:yes: :yes: Well said - Mr Runaway. :clap: :clap: :clap: What a thing for a Dr member to say such wicked things about me. :mad: :mad: :thumbd: He is not even half correct. :no: I have of never pulled a scam like this, not since last Holidays. :mad: :wag: :wag: I am glad I never sent him any presents...

'Bet your Chambermaid sometimes wishes it did!

I bet he's already worn the X off

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm

Will it be a Sale of Two Titties?

What the Dickens does he mean
DYSWIDT

anepictree wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:55 pm

I tried the double tab return 'shortcut' but there is no bell to remind one of when to hit the return

That's good - You'll gett*en the nobel prize for that.

:announce: In this specil 'Wind is coming' announcement Mr Tree would like to announce that after a long period of suspended animation MR TREES' MARVELOUS MECHANICALS is once once more in operation so please watch out :tongue: and don't leave any valuables about such as bra strap hooks, suspender be...

I do not approve of this law, and have of great sympathy with the Americans. I wish it were the same in the UK. I hate having to gett*en out of my Rolls Royce and mixing with all the riff-raff on the forecourt. :mad: :mad: And you never know how to w**k the pumps because no two are alike, and then I...

No they are all still best of friends.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:53 am

Rocket throwing perhaps?

They’d be lucky to launch them beyond a few metres

Anyway, we all know that the olympics will not be televised over there, whilst they’re telling their citizens that they smashed every single world record

Is the Prizemaster beloved once more?

once more?