:announce: Are you a slightly mad lunatic who knits with only one needle? :excited: Do you enjoy the precarious art of putting things on top of other things? :thumbu: If you're not quite the full shilling, a total looney who is diversely well articulated in improvised pythonesque irreverence and loo...

Isn't a women's institute basically just a larger mad shed for ancient dears who knit with only one needle?

:wave: If I may say so Mr RunAway, I think you are being very considerate and kindly towards our esteamed Chairman in that you are sparing him the odious task of scrutinizing all that disgusting filth of which you speak. :yes: :terrified: If you feel it would be of any help, I may possibly be able t...

To show it.

But not to shew it.

In your case perhaps.

Customer in restaurant: "Waiter Waiter - What's this stuff you've brought me?" :mad: Waiter: "It's Bean Soup sir" :? Customer (annoyed): "I don't care what it's been; I want to know what it is now". :yell: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: Explanation o...

Mr R*unaway has said welcome things.

You will if you lose* your balance.

* Not loose.

But this would mean that we would need to share his gifts, chocolate and wine. This means less for me

I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery

Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased

Thank you for your kindly remarks.

Your gifts have of of all been distributed by the Prizemaster, and I trust you are all enjoying them at this very moment.

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Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:21 pm

Yes, and Ar'mageddin' filled u'p my preposterous posterior.


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I wish I could unsee it

:cripes: BOTULISM :no: :no: :wag: As a doctor, :magnify: I advise you to avoid BOTULISM like the plague. :yes: :yes: :yuck: :puke: As the esteamed Nutter, Herr Einstein, said: "It never done no one any good nohow" :read: Signor Violoncello wrote a knowledeable treatise on the subject in 1806, but al...

Pizzas for Mediums?

'Pizza' ends in a vowel.

What's the exclusion with Seafood and Specials?

Are they not collection only; or are they not medium; or are they not £9.99; or are they not pizza's.

Beam me more elevated, Captain - we have of of mistakenly landed on planet Obsessive Compulsive...

Return to the topic last visited.

I think somebody else here is resoponsible for premature posting first

:hurry: :hurry: Mr Chairman SIR !, Mr RunAway appears to have of lost his sense of Englishness, :yuck: and all the morals, values, and racial prejudices, and love of Vim and leatherware that those values represent. :tant: :bash: :bash: I therefore insist (politely of course, as you are the gaff Chai...

...suit yerself

Well then does anybody else have of of a backend of a bee whom I can merge with Derek to create the world's first bumblebum?

And you have of of no sense at all

Well when I say I hope they play it, I meant play it once more. It's all I've been hearing this evening

Why bother wasting time ripping the flags u'p?

WAR IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS - INVEST YOUR SON!

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