Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:31 am

This is far too nerdsh even for a retro microcomputer geek such as I

gett*en back to your 8089, then. F.A.O. Mr RunAway:

:tant: :tant: B*lved*r* is one of the most disgusting words I have of encountered in all the years I have of lived in England. :no: :no: :stop: It is nearly as disgusting as Talb*t, but not quite at that same level. I thought Mr RunAway came from a better background than not to disapprove of Be*v*de...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:43 pm

Can we utilise pointed sticks?

I see no point!
DYSWIDT?

Boulevard. :wag: :wag: :puke: Almost as disgusting as B*elv*ede*e. :yell: :cripes: Sounds a portion like a tool for reaming out bearings. :think: :ho: "Clamp it in the vice, and ream it out with a 1¾ inch offset boulevard" :search: :o I suspect its a for*ig* word, anyway.. :snigger:

:clap: :clap: Indeed welcome, Bradley Sow. :clap: :clap: :bounce: :bounce: I must point out that our highly respected :snigger: Chairman is what we Doctors call "something of a "tit" man", and likes to stare observe the female form in all its glory "Sans Clobber" as we say.... :bounce: :bounce: Oerr...

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Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:15 pm

This is preposterous apostrophe armageddon

Yes, and Ar'mageddin' fed u'p with it's preposterous prepostoriety.


DYSWIDT?

:cripes: BOTULISM :no: :no: :wag: As a doctor, :magnify: I advise you to avoid BOTULISM like the plague. :yes: :yes: :yuck: :puke: As the esteamed Nutter, Herr Einstein, said: "It never done no one any good nohow" :read: Signor Violoncello wrote a knowledeable treatise on the subject in 1806, but al...

Pizzas for Mediums?

Beam me more elevated, Captain - we have of of mistakenly landed on planet Obsessive Compulsive...

:hurry: :hurry: Mr Chairman SIR !, Mr RunAway appears to have of lost his sense of Englishness, :yuck: and all the morals, values, and racial prejudices, and love of Vim and leatherware that those values represent. :tant: :bash: :bash: I therefore insist (politely of course, as you are the gaff Chai...

Why bother wasting time ripping the flags u'p?

WAR IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS - INVEST YOUR SON!

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:52 pm

I am no bee expert.

In fact he's quite a newbee at these things.

You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist :wave: And don't call me Sonny, that is not my unlicensed name :wag: :wag: :wag: Policemen with substantial boots would not understand the finer points of this discussion. :? :? :ho: The'll probably arrest you, whilst singing some appropriately patriotic...

Not to mention MK, which we won't!

:ho: :ho: I have of not said "Welcome Back" to the Womble, So "Welcome back" from me, Mr Womble, and let's hope you stay around a portion longer this time, as we're preparing to promote the so-called "Recruitment Ambassador" to "Totally Ineffectual Recruitment Ambassador"* :terrified: :terrified: :w...

Sweet little thing when he loses his temper, is he not, Sir W.?

Methinks both of us have of flawed plans. :duh: Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead? :bounce: (tap tap) You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with :thumbu: :hurry: :hurry: :hurry: Thanks for the warning "Boys", BRING ...

:duh: :duh: Oh what a c'ock-vertical!(DYSWIDT?) :tant: The R.R. was meant for the Chairman, and the rubbish tarts for Mr RunAway, because he likes that kind of thing. (Absolutely hopless taste in sla ..er women) A replacement bonnet will be arranged for your own Roller, Sir W. as soon as I can gett*...

:wave: Could it grow just a teency portion, as a compromise, like? :snigger: :read: Otherwise logic sugests that this situation would set u'p an unstable sequential loop, where the nose was having to comply with one situation, and at the same time would invalidate the other parameter,thus requiring ...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:44 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:18 am

reverse it's action

I knew it would come to this one day.......

No ! I'm underneath the archers!

DYSWIDT?

:wave: :wave: I am quite concerned by your post Sir W., so I have of decided to do an experimental post to check for myself if this dreadful situation is as dire as you say. :yes: :yes: Bar Maid.jpg Bar Maid.jpg Oh Dear! :snigger: :snigger: It appears that you are correct in your assumptions...........

No problem, Mr RunAway. We'll reinstate Walter Gabriel and Doughy Hood straight after the revolution..