......Or Wilby

You would!

:excited: :excited: How do you know whether we know how ancient we are Mr RunAway? Do you know how ancient we are, or are you guessing?, people do you know, and I know you cant know how ancient I am, you know, and you know that you appear to think you know all these things when you know nothing. I k...

:cripes: What do you mean by :hscratch: Sir William? The man was clearly pissed out of his head! :ho: I was pointing out the irony of a solemn occasion, and the man commentating on it being unfit through the consumption of Baccic substances. Very British, if I may say so. :-P I never cease to be ama...

:magnify: Mr RunAway, A week has p*ssed since the Shed repairs began. (Looks like somebody bought a bum shed in the first place, needing repair already! :hurry: ) :magnify: Might I prevail upon you for a report on progress, with expenses so far incurred listed in detail ? :magnify: :D I think we oug...

Ok, Smart rectal orifice, you have of of been known to err .
Stop picking on a sick man. (cue)

:clap: :clap: Congratulations on your new acquisition, Mr Nilly. It is indeed a splendid throne-piece. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :rasp: Mr RunAway is being his usual supercillious self. There is nothing wrong with the orientation of the device, unlike the aforementioned gentleman, who has a fixati...

:wag: Oi! - leave our knac beloved Chairman alone! :snigger: You know he cant help it. :wink: :bounce: When I married Mrs Cheery, I promised her a New World....And she had one :thumbu: :bounce: :bounce: :magnify: It cooked everything magnificently for 30 + years, but then I could not gett*en a repla...

I'm all for geting rid of staines- dreadful place!

Oriol Fellatio? I read one of her books a long time ago, but can't remember what it was called...
It's on the tip of my tongue.......

Thats a very sinister T.V. aerial I see there. Looks like Russian spying gear to me..

Speaks volumes .....Is that a human foreign tourist that the Aussie is mauling?

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:20 am

I'm sure that with a name like Clive he can accommodate most requests.

Err Yes..... See here....

:read: I notice that Mr RunAway is partial to the number 7. I am very keen on 7s, as they give the hint of a severely disciplinary number with the resolute horizontal portion at the top, which is abruptly turned in almost the opposite direction,(well, at least through 120 degrees) and then proceeds ...

:clap: :clap: That was in the days when one could pinch a woman's bottom, and she was more likely to take it as a compliment than go bawling to some ancient "Equality Dragon" and gett*en you nicked/fired as the whim takes them! :tant: :tant: :bash: :bash: :bash: :magnify: Did you notice that the "Pi...

Ah!, Sir W., I have of of decoded your message.
The letters in red are the answer, Viz: There is nonchalnce any member has gott*en a brane

Sir William wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:30 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:05 pm

Your chambermaid probably agrees that you need more practice.

Well if she doesn't, I'll try and persuade her. :wink
Practice manufactures perfect.

That's the spirit! Good Man!

Thankfully like most people, my toilet is located in the bathroom and not in the kitchen :cantlook: :wag: Dont sneer at people who have of their toilet in juxtaposition to their kitchen. :D :magnify: A modicum of germs helps to keep the immune system on it's toes. :yes: :yes: :bigthumbsup: :bigthum...

Quite so, Sir William. I must concur with your observtion regarding MrRunAway's failure to bother.

Wear you all awear that cuckoo clocks do not have of real cuckoos within them? :o :o They are usually blackbirds or starlings. :yes: :think: What a strange coincidence that you should post u'p such a prizeworthy observation, just when I was thinking the same thing Sir W. :yes: :yes: :clap: :clap: I...

"Magnum Hopeless", surely

:bounce: :bounce: Yes, do please tell us how we can enjoy these photos. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say that I have of not mastered the art of enjoying them at all, yet. :grump: We desperately need to be equipped with this information, as it appears we are to be bombarded with still more of the bl...