They let me out

No these are most definitely femail

I saw three chips come sailing in

Yes my colour coller bands (light weight mylar) can be utilised to mend banjos, cuckoo clocks and juke boxes for Dr Cheeries'es knee jerk clients

Good King wants a slice looked out on the feast of Stephens.............

There is something wrong with this forum as all the posts I post don't post
to the Chairman
to Mr RunAway
to Dr Cheery

and to everyone Happy H*lidays

Press my helpful tip if you'd like a substantial surprise

Oh, well delivery won't take long then

And the snow lay roundabout Deep Pan and crisps and even

I bet he's already worn the X off

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm

Will it be a Sale of Two Titties?

What the Dickens does he mean
DYSWIDT

I'll be changing mine

The vopuchers are not yet ready for release, to obtain vopuchers you need to exchange them for your vopucher vouchers, people who have of of not been issued with vopucher vouchers should vouchsafe their valuable victuals

That Dr Q looks more like an agony uncle than an agony aunt to me - Why is it since I left the UK thrity years ago the English folk seem to have of such hardness at knowing what is male what is female and why is it that everything male suddenly wants to become female and vice versa. I gett*en the im...

O think it's time to distribute some good ancient substantial BANG BONANZA JAMBOREE NEW YEAR PRIZES

It never the less explains why he can no monger fit into a car and has to drive everywhere in a camp van

No. You'll be fine just pushing the trolley, Mr W.C. Chairman is off his trolley today so he can do the other jobs

:announce: In this specil 'Wind is coming' announcement Mr Tree would like to announce that after a long period of suspended animation MR TREES' MARVELOUS MECHANICALS is once once more in operation so please watch out :tongue: and don't leave any valuables about such as bra strap hooks, suspender be...

try searching for the poor on here and you'll discover results everywhere (especially since BREXIT)

petroleum or rice pudding

I travel with a coffin because I'm a Boffin;
it manufactures people quite cross,
so I carry a cross.
The trick with the hat is
a good hat-trick
and the sausage SHED goes wherever I go