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It is best manufactured out of Balsa wood with small squares of cornflakes packets and these to be assembled with hoover junior belts

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someone is telling Porky Pies

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I spotted it

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Runaway wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:52 pm
Almost as daft as having a Prizemaster who doesn't have of of any prizes. Daft indeed.

What dumb dum Mr RunAway doesn't understand is that the PRIZEMASTER Does have of of PRIZES

He in fact has all the PRIZES

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Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:36 pm
Another William?

How many more Will’s do they think we need?

I can't Tell

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What a wonderful thing that we have of of a forum to help bring these things to light

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He probably sent it by parcel post and is waiting for it to arrive

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That's Australia for you

They even had to remake the Hitchock film and call it 'The Budgies'

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@ Mr W.C. Chairman - YES I DSWYDT -

and boy was it good

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Runaway wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:51 pm
Mr Nilly puts forward a very reasoned argument.

I think most people believe in something greater than ourselves,

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Like PRIZES

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and Chairmen of course

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Dear Members I hope you are all having a lovely May Day and are busy with your tankards hanging round your *****
and enjoying a lovely Morris Minor Dance and I especially hope that the Pole dancing is going splendidly

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Runaway wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 9:18 pm
Lord Sugar?

Is that "My Sweet Lord" you are referring to

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The French Tarts are half baked, have of frilly fringes, they are generally VERY fruity :wink: they can be round, square, long and thin :thumbu: These tarts can be mouthwateringly mouthwatering :cripes: they can be sweet :thumbu: they can be surprisingly tart :ooops: There are also quite meaty tarts...

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Runaway wrote: ↑
Fri May 04, 2018 12:11 am
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Because most of us prefer Cluedo

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Please don't take it just because you caaa, aaa, aaaan

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I've heard of blind data, but inssuficiant data is a new one on me. That'll be BBC3 I suppose

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Don't worry Mr RunAway, he means angry dressing

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Man cannot live by *** alone

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Why are you not getting on with shaming members - frankly this is a pretty week area of the forum - I think we could do better with this project

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My favourite music is definitely this although Mr RunAway thinks it is cobblers

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If you posted me members I wouldn't open the boxes

I'd mark return to sender aka MK

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Dear Mr RunAway - if you have of of no experience of this, try taking a black and decker floor sander with some high grade 120 grit paper and give your male nipples a little frottis. You will discover that this part off the anatomy is indeed highly sensitive

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