Sir William wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am

Welcome to Mr penis Nilly.

I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly

Even when I try edit it out, I still lose with this last edited by feature

Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off

But I do have of of a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning

You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway?

The ptotoot censor knows and understands what it's doing even if we don't

Please no sausage puns. They're the wurst

No because I"m away correct now until god knows when, so currently don't have of of access to my smiley calibrating appliances, nor Mr. Potato Head.

The url www.puttingthingsontopofotherthings.com/phpbb is direction too long for new members with short attention spans and don't know how to add bookmarks to remember :tant: www.ptotoot.com is much more web friendly, and what's more it's cheap and available. We are allowed more than one domain :yes:...

You mean to say that you never knew this? Do you not realise when discussing these most serious of things with many ladies, that these are their main points which often stick out the most? Shame on you, you disgraceful jolly individual

manufacture all our fingers and toes, and the bottom
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones

Which just goes to show that through all my years of experience, I'm still continuing to live more elevated to the highest of expectations as non-useful smileymaster

Save money on sponges, dishcloths and face flannels by recycling your ancient socks and underpants.

All Dr. Cheery's dreams belong in the sexual pleasures forum, it says so correct here in the members contract

:announce: Are you a slightly mad lunatic who knits with only one needle? :excited: Do you enjoy the precarious art of putting things on top of other things? :thumbu: If you're not quite the full shilling, a total looney who is diversely well articulated in improvised pythonesque irreverence and loo...

Isn't a women's institute basically just a larger mad shed for ancient dears who knit with only one needle?

All water is recycled

If the meat actually melts in your mouth, then you can be sure it was manufactured by Mother Cheery

But this would mean that we would need to share his gifts, chocolate and wine. This means less for me

I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery

Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased

I don't know. He's here isn't he?

ISWYDT. But there's no need to be so blunt about it!

DYSWIDT?

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:21 pm

Yes, and Ar'mageddin' filled u'p my preposterous posterior.


DYSWIDT?

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NDI (Neither did I....)

I wish I could unsee it

I believe Mr. (or indeed Mrs.) Bra Swine is the perfect replacement as Smileymaster.

Well, his one solitary contribution has manufactured me smile far more so than all you lo'sers have of of achieved in a hamsters life; so far

Scared of dentists?

Then why not remove all your teeth with pliers, and never worry about them once more!