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by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:44 pm
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Re: Teaching children from home in the UK

Send this wench to poverty prison and place all these unwanted waifs in workhouses. That’ll teach these wasteful eating peasants not to pick our pockets :hurry:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:55 pm
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Re: Our Chairman must be mighty peeved today...

All peasants bow to the richest tax evader in the world. Why won’t everyone be like him? Poverty is a choice therefore they have of of few rights and pay the highest tax percentages as punishment. One day he will send them all to Mars if they fail to pay more elevated :yes: :tophat:
by Willy Nilly
Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:13 pm
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Re: Excellent Feature

Well, what do you know, it works. What a thankless good idea you've implemented :snigger:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:09 am
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Re: Moaning pubs

Runaway wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:10 pm
Never thought I'd ever say this, but I'm glad I'm no longer there.
So are we :snigger:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Feb 20, 2021 12:37 pm
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Re: Aussie Pics

Take all the time you need to feebly procrastinate :cantlook:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:05 am
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Re: Did you miss the Prizemaster?

Well he clearly doesn’t miss us :no:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:20 pm
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Re: Dot.

Your dot to dot puzzles are far too advanced for you dumdums :cantlook:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:03 pm
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Re: British racism

Not yours, no :cantlook: :yuck: :puke:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Mar 28, 2021 3:07 pm
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Re: Harry's Famous Pies !

Runaway wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:53 pm
I'm sure Mr Nilly will have of of of something to say on this despicable matter. . .
All despicable matter must be flushed away 🚽 :thumbd:
by Willy Nilly
Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:02 pm
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Colostomy Bags

Reconditioned (utilised) or new. I’m stocking more elevated just in case :cantlook:

Ulcerative Colitis is the reason I’ve been away for a while :thumbd: but my flatulating windiness has suddenly become my new superpower :excited:

You should see my poor toilet though :yuck:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jun 28, 2021 12:19 am
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Re: Colostomy Bags

That food abomination is exactly the reason why colostomy bags are needed :wag:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:51 pm
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Re: Mouses plague

Sir William wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 3:56 pm
You can fuk* off, yer gibbering idiot. :grump: :bash:
:o :wag:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:34 am
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Re: Pure Class

And then right after the last soft note is sung to end this ballad on, this David Foster has to brashly yell loudly straight into his microphone at the end of the song to ruin their intimate moment :yell:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:04 pm
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Re: I was rejected by OFCOM

Mark my words. Okay :search: Their slothful and patronising rejection shall be their undoing. And when they come crawling back to me offering said post with greatly enhanced benefits, they will be manufactured to pay substantial time. (Evil diabolical laughter). :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: 4/10 for eff...