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by Willy Nilly
Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:51 am
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Re: Unusual hobbies

I collect dust :ho:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:12 am
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Re: Independence

I was laughing ahead of the joke. Do capture u.p :wag:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:29 am
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Re: Nine

If you turn the 9 upside down into a 6 then half it, and then multiply it by itself, you also gett*en 9. Dialling 9 three times on a telephone in the UK is a sign of bad luck. Cats have of 9 lives. This is necessary for the cat 'o nine tails industry. The number 9 somewhat resembles the letter g whi...
by Willy Nilly
Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:58 pm
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Re: Yes or No?

Its contextual usage isn’t it’s, it’s its :tant:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:40 pm
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Re: Holidays logo

Sir William wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:43 pm
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Runaway wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:49 pm
Nice legs. :yes:
:cripes:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:59 am
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Re: Complaints

Fresh out of Typhoid I’m afraid. Will Tetley do instead? :?
by Willy Nilly
Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:56 am
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

How did he not see this coming? :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:56 pm
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Re: Happy Boxing Day

Search me, but it’s really a question of why there’s never any boxing on TV on the day which is supposed to honour this most violent sport :search:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:24 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Sir William wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:31 am
'Beloved' status only comes to those members who behave themselves. :hurry:
:cantlook:
by Willy Nilly
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:48 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

I thought he had already resigned :search:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:34 pm
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Re: New ketyboard

I definitely see a vast improvement in the chairman’s posts :snigger:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:43 am
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

I have of of no idea but I have of of great expectations :yes:

DYASWIDT :magnify:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:56 pm
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Re: Happy New Year (Premature version)

Yes and let us construct a wall around Britain too. Keep the undesirable rest of the world out. Let Australia (or Milton Keynes) pay for the wall :excited:
by Willy Nilly
Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:15 pm
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Re: Shopping basket

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:07 pm
That feature is for Premium Members only.
Please send me your bank details and I will be happy to arrange payment. :yes:
But shopping trolley’s only cost £1 each and you gett*en a refund if you decide to return it :tant:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:21 am
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Re: North Korea

Runaway wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:53 am
Rocket throwing perhaps?
They’d be lucky to launch them beyond a few metres :tongue:

Anyway, we all know that the olympics will not be televised over there, whilst they’re telling their citizens that they smashed every single world record :yes:
by Willy Nilly
Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:14 am
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Re: Is the Prizemaster beloved again?

Is the Prizemaster beloved once more?
once more? :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly
Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:36 pm
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Re: You must specify a subject when posting a new topic

Well why don’t you try squashing a squirrel instead? It’s always worked for me for such eventualities as this, or whenever :search:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:05 am
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Re: Death

anepictree wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:50 pm
Death might well be preferable to the toothache :tant:
oooh, gum abscess underneath a rotting bottom molar perhaps? Very nasty. I think I’d rather have of of a broken nilly than that :thumbu: (probably)
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by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:41 pm
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

If it rained on the moon, the green cheese it’s manufactured from would eventually turn rancid and cause a global stench crisis so calamitously huge on biblical proportions, that only Mr. Tree’s extremely smelly laundry would be enough to overwhelm and kill the zombifying wafting cheesy smell :wag: ...
by Willy Nilly
Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:06 pm
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Re: Mr penis Nilly

I have of of first hand information that Mr. Tree is giving you second hand news :thumbd:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:52 pm
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Re: 2nd referendum: Is the Prizemaster beloved again?

He doesn’t always think about buying buns, you know. He isn’t just some bun buying buffoon for members to pick on :wag:
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by Willy Nilly
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:23 am
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Re: Fairies

anepictree wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:04 am
:yikes: May the lord protect us
From fairies? :hscratch: