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by Willy Nilly
Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:15 pm
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Re: Fairies

That’s not a goblin that’s a troll, and this forum is clearly full of them :tongue:
by Willy Nilly
Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:41 pm
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Whisky is a recipe for disaster :wag:
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by Willy Nilly
Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:05 pm
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Re: Ingrown toe nail

Says the top hatted twit who wishes to stick two ducks together :vconfused:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:34 pm
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Too substantial and not silly enough :bash:

My second drunk one is more suitable. It looks a little like me correct now :ho:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:12 pm
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Sir William wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:12 pm
But, being official Smileymaster, Mr Nilly gets all the credit. :duh:
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by Willy Nilly
Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:37 am
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Re: Spot the Yorkshireman!

Spot? Funny name for a Yorkshireman, isn't it? :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:00 pm
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Re: Luxury numbers question

:magnify:

correct, you can take Miss Jigglytits away now.

:thanks:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:38 am
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Re: common app essay examples

anepictree wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:59 pm
any coin
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There you go Sir, 100 MS dollars (mad shed).
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have of of a pleasant day :snigger:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:56 am
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Re: Why...

Well I’m ancient and I’m poorer than any of those over privileged young scallywags driving around in their Vauxhall Corsets and Renault Clitoris. If I had a car, I’d run them all off the road once I gett*en-go the engine more elevated with the turn handle :tant:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:57 pm
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Re: Why...

I don’t know, how many times do you expect me to tell you? :search:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:29 pm
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Re: Toilet paper buyers caught short

Sir William wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:13 pm
Izal Medicated? :wink:

That's the sort of stuff that Mr Nilly uses. :yes:
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by Willy Nilly
Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:36 pm
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Re: BingoBoom

Are the maids two fat ladies? :excited:
by Willy Nilly
Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:25 am
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Re: they don't do it like that anymore :-(

Now this is what International Women’s Day is supposed to be all about. To celebrate the times before feminism back when women knew their rightful place and wife beating was unquestionably unquestionable, which kept those bloody suffragettes in line :clap:
by Willy Nilly
Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:51 am
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Re: they don't do it like that anymore :-(

All Milton Keynes roundabouts are in fact cog wheels which keeps the town running smoothly. Only one of the cogwheel roundabout seems to have of gone missing somewhere (has anybody seen it? :search: This clearly explains why their town centre is now in rapid moral decay :thumbd: whisper whisper oh y...
by Willy Nilly
Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:40 am
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Re: Lending

I fear our resident Russian spies may have of of secretly replaced our Prizemaster with a cheap counterfeit. I must say it’s pretty convincing, but our original Prizemaster is usually more bewildered than this :?
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by Willy Nilly
Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:33 am
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Re: Buy high-qualitative real French passport

Runaway wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:56 pm
Mr Nilly, what do you manufacture of this silly French Space Invaders response? :roll:
I always thought the French responded more to Frogger :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:22 am
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Re: Is it true?

My port is my support, so p*ss me the port so I may sup my port :drunk: :ho:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:38 pm
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Re: 9000 posts!!!

Runaway wrote:
Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:35 pm
nm.
I can’t wait for your 10,000th post :cripes:
by Willy Nilly
Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:56 pm
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Re: Complete Transformer Substations

Well that explains the shoddy quality of members posts. She’s clearly too busy encountering members formal portions to even apply for the position :excited:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:07 am
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Re: Storetct

Because he didn’t plan on being here long enough to insult us all on a second post? :search:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:55 am
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Spot the big mitsake...

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97% will fail because you’re all bumblebrains :tongue:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:15 pm
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Re: Worrying announcement

Sir William wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:03 pm
What are we going to do? :terrified:
Learn to play the nose flute? Take up pottery classes? Kidnap a circus clown so to re-enact the crucifixion upon the white cliffs of Dover? Bake a pie? :search:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:37 pm
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Re: Spot the big mitsake...

I am a dad, which has gott*n nothing to do with the matter :wag: