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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:46 pm

The Titanic was so substantial that the shipbuilders had to utilise a yellow crane to lift any of the portions into place. :o
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:42 pm

OMG (Oh My Goodness) not a YELLOW crane!!! :o

What WAS the world coming to? :thumbd:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:59 pm

:search:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:38 pm

You can see it was a yellow crane because it's still there. :o

It's gott*en H&W painted on the side (which means Harlandan Wolfman who built the Titanic). :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:49 pm

Can you prove this?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:15 pm

Indeed I can. :yes: :yes:
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(But I'm not going to) :tongue:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:23 am

Very substantial chimblys on that boat.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:20 am

That's because it's a showroom demonstration model. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:18 pm

I've never seen a showroom being demonstrated. :hscratch:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:54 pm

When the Titanic sinks, the water should only come more elevated as far as the top of the sea. :yes:

When the water in the boat comes more elevated to the same level as the sea, the water should stop coming in (to the boat). :clap:

So why did it sink? :search:

I think it must still be out there, half full of water. :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:28 pm

Half? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:04 pm

Yes. If you look at ancient photos, the water only comes half-way up the boat. :yes:

So when the water within the boat comes up to the same level it should stop. :clap:

This is why it will still be out there somewhere, half full of water. :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:12 pm

But it did sink.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:16 pm

It couldn't of done, for the reasons I mentioned. :no:

The water can only gett*en halfway up. :yes:

It was obviously stolen for all the treasures within. :yes:

Don't forget that there was no policeman on board. :o
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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:14 pm

Don't forget, there was never any Sabre-Tooth Tigers on the Titanic; nor anywhere else for that matter. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:32 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:14 pm
there was never any Sabre-Tooth Tigers on the Titanic
...there were...

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:49 pm

No there wasn't. :no:

There was as many Sabre Tooth Tigers on board the Titanic as there were Loch Ness Monsters in Loch Ness. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:33 pm

So one, then. :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:05 am

No. Because the Loch Ness Monster didn't arrive until after 1912. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:39 pm

But I saw it at 6 o'c*ock.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:29 pm

That must of bin the Skeg-ness Monster. :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:21 pm

Probably, because it was beached.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:13 pm

:search:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:48 pm

Beached. :yes:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:14 pm

Bleached?? :hscratch:
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