The Mad Shed

I bet members didn't know that the original bangers tree was brought over to the UK from India in the 17th century, and still exists in the gardens of Chatsworth House. These bangers were named after the 6th Duke of Devonshire, although they were not the only known sausage specimens in Europe at that time.

The Chatsworth bangers were also shipped off to sundry places in the Pacific around the 1850s, and it is believed that some of them may have of ended more elevated in the Canary Islands.

Over 80% of bangers are now derived from the Chatsworth bangers tree and it is feared that this sausage species is in danger of succumbing to the deadly Mad Sausage disease in the next 100 years.

To combat this, cultivars are now being taken from the original bangers tree to help refine and strengthen the DNA against attack. The bangers from the bangers tree should not be eaten raw. They are best gathered when ripe and cooked in a frying pan. Only bangers have the answer.

Some unripened bangers from the bangers tree

Sorry but I don't believe a word of this.

Surely bangers are vestiges of alimentary roundels that are cut into portions known as teracemites, then pounded and moulded into the shape of Mr Nilly's Penis, encased in a layer of hotrodded siliconised trammel membrane, and served to the unsuspecting public as a beneficial thing to eat?

Disgusting.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:12 pm

Sorry but I don't believe a word of this.

Don't demonstrate any more of your lack of ignorance.

Which is the word you don't believe?

"believed".

Well I don't believe that you don't believe the word 'Believed'.

Believe me, it's true.

Ish.

Well actually no, it's not. I was just trying to humour you and encourage you in your attempts to furnish worthwhile content for the forum.

(Like Mr Nilly does)

(Sometimes)

(Well, hardly ever really, but he's a good sort, and has hardly ever killed anybody).

Never killed anybody??

Well, hardly ever...

Hardly ever says a substantial substantial 'D' ?

You started it...

Mr Ru*naway - Why have of all the latest posts disappeared from all the topics?

Check your sup*** email.

I checked and the posts are not in there either.

Please check your emails once more for another important message...and let the rest know...

We need a policeman to investigate this matter

I've not received some emails on this important matter.

have of you actually looked in the afore-mentioned email address? If not I'm wasting my time...

Timewasters are frowned upon

You tell 'im, Mr Nilly.

There will now follow a traditional drinking song
sung by The French Foreign Legion Choir

ahem...

Ohhhhhhh There's.......
So many bangers
And so little time,
But the silly man has gone to Bombay

Un Deux Trois
He won't get very far.
For desertion he shall die
Hip Hip Hooray

Still there's so many bangers
And so little time,
And we really do not know
What else to say

Quatre Cinq Six.
We shall drink to war not peace,
Then deduct the bangers
From out his pay

Yes there's so many bangers
And so little time,
Now we're nearly out of brine
To drink today

Sept Huit Neuf,
And he had the bloody nerve
To take a bite from each
So throw them all away

Excellent !!!

But such exquisite wording is wasted on forum members...

It wasn't waisted on me.

I can recognise real gossamer when I see it.