Luxury non-Titanic facts

[Sir William]

I didn't know that.
The Chairman has m­ade me realise what an utterly amazing person I am.

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Did you luxury members know that the diameter of a circle is always a straight line.

This is a mathematical certainty, but it has never been prooved. No circle has ever been discovered with a bent diameter.

We must conclude from this that diameters are the strongest material that can be known.

[Runaway]

Even strong things can be bent.

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

What is the meaning of this outrage?

[Runaway]

It's called enjoyment, Sir W.

Try some, you'll like it!

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Hmmm I thought not.

[Sir William]

Did you know that cigarette smoke contains 7000 tons of anti-oxidants and other harmful substances.

[Runaway]

Was I expected to?

[Sir William]

I expected you to be lacking in such useful information.

[Runaway]

Then I haven't failed you.

[Sir William]

[Sir William]

Did you know that the village of Knowzley in Lancashire used to be an Amazon Rain Forest?

It was the only one known at the time.

[Runaway]

Amazon don't sell rain forests.

[Sir William]

This was in the 14th century.

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When they probably did sell rain forests.

[Runaway]

I wasn't alive then.

Tell me about it...

[Sir William]

I just did.

Did you know that the village of Knowzley in Lancashire utilised to be an Amazon Rain Forest?

[Runaway]

Did you know Elvis didn’t write “Blue Suede Shoes”?

[Sir William]

No. But he did write Blue Swede Shoes, when he trod on a turnip.

[Runaway]

That reminds me.

He did write "Orange you lonesome tonight".

[Sir William]