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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:34 pm

No there aren't not. :no:

The women always seem to perform in the nude. :thumbd:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:30 pm

Gosh, how awful. :o
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:18 pm

And you won't need one of those. :wink: :o
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:54 pm

I know that. I’m not daft. :roll:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:37 pm

Did you luxury members realise that, when Concorde crashed, killing all 100+ people on board; the French had the disgraceful arrogance to broacast the news in French rather than English. :o

Can you believe such a shameful display of self-importance? :o :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:47 am

Sir William wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:37 pm
Can you believe such a shameful display of self-importance?
An even more shameful one:
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It has been said that because he annoyed Boris by getting in the direction of Brexit, Boris suggested that Bercow would be removed soon and replaced. This is seemingly why Bercow decided to retire premature (before he was pushed).

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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:56 am

Same result though. :wink:

But I don't think he could of have of been gott*en ridden of. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:07 pm

I wonder...how IS Mr Tree? :hscratch:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:15 am

:search:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:51 pm

The organist who recorded the fabulous w***ing Processional (on the organ) for the Sound Of Music film, Buddy Cole, died the next day. :thumbd: :(





Do members know of some other people who died the next day? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:23 pm

major portions of people died the next day...

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:09 am

:o
What happened? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:22 am

I just told you.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:13 pm

:yikes:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Thu May 14, 2020 4:23 pm

A Klein bottle is an enantiomorphic pair of Moebius bands joined edge to edge. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 14, 2020 10:56 pm

moebius? No such thing.
And if there was such a thing, they would not be crystalline.

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri May 15, 2020 12:24 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 10:56 pm
moebius? No such thing.
:yes:

It was named after Mr Moebius Checkerboard, the writer of 'Let's Twist once more' (like we did last Summer). :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 15, 2020 8:48 pm

You must think I'm as daft as the Prizemaster. :roll:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sat May 16, 2020 12:59 pm

:hscratch:

Why are you telling me what I must do? :hurry:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Sun May 17, 2020 12:00 pm

Someone has to... :wink:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sun May 17, 2020 9:32 pm

Well actually, I was already doing what you said. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 17, 2020 10:19 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by Sir William » Mon May 18, 2020 11:19 am

:magnify:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Mon May 18, 2020 8:33 pm

How can this topic possibly bring so many views with only 127 posts? :hscratch:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Tue May 19, 2020 11:07 am

But all luxury ones. :yes: :clap:
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