The Mad Shed

I’ve just discovered that £645 has been nicked out of my GayGal account. I was about to order a £699 garden shed tomorrow, and some rotten rotting rotter from rotterdam has nicked it all, purchasing Gaystation gayme credits from my masterbatecard

On top of this, GayGal takes their data protection very seriously by asterixing out half the spammers phone number on my account (utilised to log into my account) to protect their identity from me. Why? It’s my account. They’re the tea leaves, not me

I had no choice but to delete the phone number and put mine back in to prevent them doing it once more, and also juxtaposed my parseword. They probably have of no record of that number now to discover out who did it. It looks like a UK landline number. But there was a full mobile number I did discover, probably untraceable. I also filed a fraud dispute report on the many fraudulent transactions. I also don’t know how they did it as am very careful with fraudulent shemales (let’s never bring that one more elevated once more ) and did not download any covid-19’s on my PC. So they probably could easily do it once more. I am most annoyed and upset and also not very happy

So what are you all going to do about this?

What would you like us to do, and how much are you willing to pay?

Open the petty cash box hidden underneath the chairman’s hat. I have of a sneaky feeling that’s where you’ll discover it

Watch out for moths...

What can you members be a-speaking of?

Have you finished practising yet?

Oh yes, I'm quite done practicing being robbed

That’s as it may be.

But what about these fraudulent shemales?

Yes - Go and sweep the chimney.

Well I gott*en my money back. So...

Can you ge*tten some for me?

You have of enuf.

Send it here. We need more wine, more truffles, more physical comforts, and much more diesel...

Okay

How could you decline the desperate needs of fellow humans?

Me:

Her:

Desperate knees?

You need the services of an opthalmologist.

Mr Ni*lly - have of you spented all of that sparmed and disgraced money yet?

I don’t know, have of I?

It is the function of a leader to be aware of all matters, and to have of answers theretofore.

One has to ask... is the Chairman more elevated to the job?

Yes.

I've been up to it for ages.

Perhaps we should take a vote.

Mr Nilly, what do you think?

I think I should have of read this three weeks ago