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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:01 pm

It doesn't matter. :no:

Is your avatar still relevant? :search:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:17 pm

I still need to rip a piss. They haven’t tied a knot in that :search:
Besides, it’s more relevant now than it has ever been. I still need toilet paper as my bucket bottom still gets some clear discharge. I just utilise a lot less now. I also have of to empty the bag somewhere :magnify:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:14 pm

Mr Nilly, I admire your positive approach to the matter. Seriously. Well done that man. :yes:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:16 pm

Surely you could empty the bag through next-door's letter box? :search: :clap:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:28 pm

Especially if he lives at 9 Downing Street.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:21 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:16 pm
 Surely you could empty the bag through next-door's letter box? :search: :clap:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:58 pm

But they'll never be able to trace the original owner. :no:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:15 pm

They can if Mr Nilly has been microchipped...
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:29 pm

Anyway, can someone please remind me of the Title that mr Nilly is about to be promoted to?
I’m afraid it all gott*en a portion sidetracked.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:34 pm

:search:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:54 pm

Erm... you’re supposed to be in charge... the Head honcho ... Da Man...

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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:53 pm

These are all the smileys I have of not added so far. Far more members than the lazy Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador has recruited. Far more responsibility on my poor shoulders than the lazy Chairman has shown. Just not as many prizes which the ever missing present Prizemaster has awarded.

:wave: :wink: :snigger: :rofl: :clap: :bounce: :excited: :yabba: :yes: :no: :thumbd: :bigthumbsup: :mad: :o :terrified: :yikes: :cantlook: :? :cripes: :vconfused: :hscratch: :search: :grump: :yell: :tant: :rasp: :neener: :tongue: :silence: :oops: :wag: :stop: :roll: :duh: :doh: :bash: :toss: :read: :girly: :girlyno: :girlybrows: :D :lol: :yuck: :puke: :drunk: :freeze: :stir: :( :cry: :bored: :teddy: :teddythumb: :teddysmile: :!: :?: :tophat: :oh heck: :) :-P 8-) :worried: :think: :dance: :soapbox: :smartarse: :redtape: :arrow: :cheers: :rain: :notlistening: :shock: :brightidea: :whistling:

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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:56 pm

Excellent. :clap: :clap: :clap:

But please converse in proper English which is a language with which I am familiar. :hscratch:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:58 pm

And stop correcting your posts whilst I am criticising them.
It manufactures me look silly.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:00 pm

I have of fat thumbs :search:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:06 pm

They should exercise more.
And they should eat less.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:49 pm

If they did that then my thumbs will always be editing my posts and I’d drop down in weight to 3 stone making us both look extremely silly.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:11 am

But still not as . . . Well, you know.
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 23, 2021 10:24 am

I know? I didn’t know that! :search:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:26 pm

:magnify:

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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:58 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:26 pm
 Be thou a bandsman to thyself. :yes:
A bandsman? :hscratch:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:48 pm

:wag: :stop:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:20 pm

:?
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:21 pm

:search: :hscratch:

@Mr Nilly: He's on the pop once more... :cripes:
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Re: I’ve just been spammed

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:33 pm

:o :o
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