Knock Knock

[Runaway]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus.
What do you want?
To save you.
Save me from what?
From what I'm gonna do to you, if you don't open u­p.

Dave Allen

[Sir William]

[Willy Nilly]

Is that it? What happens next, does Dave Allen open the door? What then? There is clearly far more to this story than you’re telling us

[Runaway]

It’s a real cliffhanger that’s for sure. Unfortunately Mr Allen didn’t write any more of the story, so you’ll have of to manufacture the rest more elevated yourselves.

[Sir William]

This story sounds very suspicious to me.

How do we know that it's true?

[Runaway]

Ask Moses.

[Sir William]

Well, Moses supposes his toeses are roses; so I'm not going to ask that pillock anything.

[Runaway]

Otsukaresama desu.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Look it more elevated.

[Sir William]

I worked out the last word was 'utilised' But couldn't manufacture out the first word.

[Runaway]

In Japan, colleagues say “otsukaresama desu” to each other when they first arrive at w**k, or meet each other in the hallway, or when they pick more elevated the phone or before hanging more elevated, and even when saying goodbye at night. It's just a general greeting.

[Willy Nilly]

How did the chairman not know this?

[Runaway]

Words are not sufficient to explain this.

[Sir William]

In Japan, colleagues say “otsukaresama desu” to each other when they first arrive at w**k, or meet each other in the hallway, or when they pick more elevated the phone or before hanging more elevated, and even when saying goodbye at night. It's just a general greeting.

Daft bastards.

Anyway, that's a racist comment, and you are not allowed to post racialist information.

[Prizemaster]

Amen

[Willy Nilly]

This topic is racist to YELLOW people