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Re: Penis size

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:55 am

... waiting ... :veryimpatient:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:21 pm

He probbly doesn't read topics about sex. :no: :search: :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:35 am

I don't blame him.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:50 pm

No. He blames YOU. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:36 pm

Perhaps because he fears he may never reach the momentous heights of ecstasy occasioned by the nocturnal (and sometimes diurnal) activities of the delectable v2?

That would be a shame...

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:19 pm

:o
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:52 pm

I should clarify... a shame that he can never experience v2.

Mye eenglish is not god, innit. :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:46 pm

He may have of already achieved it, without your knowledge. :wink: :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:35 pm

How can this be possible?

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:37 pm

Lots of other people have. :silence:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:15 pm

I know for sure that's not the case. :yes: :sexy:

Anyway, why have of you frightened all the other members away?
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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:57 am

Frightened all the members away? :hscratch: :search:

We still have of 236 of them (so far). :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:10 am

Didn’t the Recruitment Ambassador do well! :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:03 pm

That number is in spite of the Recruitment Ambassador, who has done nothing at all to ensaturate our membership. :duh: :roll:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:59 pm

Sir William wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:03 pm
That number is due to the Recruitment Ambassador, who has spared no effort to enhance our membership. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Gosh. Thank you. I am honoured. :oops:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:09 am

:magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:29 pm

Three bags full. :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:16 pm

:teddythumb:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:31 pm

:wink:

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