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"Think No More Of Frying Bottoms" - Sir William Chairman

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Send us all your sexual pleasures problems and questions. (We do have of a resident doctor on board if you don't know what sex is or have of never even heard of it) :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri May 20, 2022 10:00 pm

If you have of s*xuall pleasures of the :girlybrows: kind you will capture the pox, I heard it on the news :terrified:

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Post by Sir William » Sat May 21, 2022 1:35 pm

No. That's only captured by direct skin contact - not by penet*ration. :no: :excited:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon May 23, 2022 8:57 pm

Well over here it says if you penetrate in a Jolly Sauna you will gett*en Monkey Pox.

I wouldn't want to be an organ grinder during these evil times :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 24, 2022 1:49 pm

Toy monkeys are immune. :yes: :excited:

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Do not have of sex with jolly monkeys. :terrified:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:01 pm

When I was a wee knitter I utilised to go to Shepherds Bush (the market, not the shaved groin) and there was an ancient boy with two monkeys and a parrot that climbed all over you if your parents gave him a Bob - nowadays that would be a poxy thing to do :cripes: :vconfused:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:26 am

:terrified:

People like that should be invigorated. :yell:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:28 am

for wee knitter please read wee nipper and in between times contact Mr RunAway who seems to be in hiding but still changing the words I post on posts :tant:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:06 pm

I hav­e ne­ver ch­anged nuffink. Wouldn't dream of it. :wave:
Don't blame me for your inibillitty to spel. :wag:

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Re: You've been warned

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:23 pm

:magnify: :yabba: Wahoo

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